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My name is Newbie to Profession.

Hello, everyone, this is my first created April Fool's Day Batch. So please be express your opinion freely. As you can see that the batch files i am creating is for April Fool Day. So the purpose of this batch file is to prank your friends. When your friend click this and wait till it reach the end. This batch file will automatically be deleted by itself.

So when you finish reading this instruction, please give me your opinion.

Step 1: Step 2

Step 2:

Well, here is the code:

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@echo off
title Do Not Click Here
color 0C
echo.
echo.
echo Welcome, User
echo.
echo.
echo The function of this program is to hack administrator account
echo.
echo.
pause
cls
echo Virus uploading...
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo :..UPLOADING..
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo Uploading completed
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo Virus installed
echo.
echo.
echo :...
timeout 02
dir/s
cls
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
timeout 1
dir/s
cls
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo DELETING EVERYTHING...
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo DELETING IN PROCESS.
echo.
echo.
echo PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS OTHERWISE YOUR COMPUTER WILL CEASE TO FUNCTION
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo DELETING IN PROCESS..
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo DELETING IN PROCESS...
echo.
timeout 2
cls
echo.
echo.
echo DELETING IN PROCESS....
echo.
echo.
timeout 1
dir/s
cls
echo.
dir/s
cls
timeout 1
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo DELETING IN PROCESS: 2 percent completed
echo.

timeout 1
echo.
echo.
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Not So Clever now..
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo DELETING IN PROCESS: 4 percent completed
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo Dumb, you don't understand english...
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo DELETING IN PROCESS: 6 percent completed
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
echo What part of you that do not understand
echo Do Not click here mean..
echo Don't click
echo -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
timeout 3
dir/s
cls
echo DELETING ALL FILES WILL BE COMPLETING IN 10 SECONDS
echo.

echo.

echo 10..
echo 9..
echo 8..
echo 7..
echo 6..
echo 5..
echo 4..
echo 3..
echo 2..
echo 1..
timeout 10
cls
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo ==========================================================================
echo APRIL FOOL'S DAY
echo ==========================================================================
echo Well.. Nothing get deleted, no virus. GOOD NEWS...
echo.
echo.
timeout 1
echo.
echo =========================================================================
echo copyright by ___________
echo =========================================================================
echo.
echo THIS APPLICTION WILL BE DELETED
echo DELETING IMMEDIATELY..
echo.
timeout 3
dir/s
del "c:Do Not Click Here.bat"

Well, I will explain this in the next step: STEP 3

Step 2: Step 3 : Explanation

echo. = when you add this, it is considered as blank

echo = add any text you want after a space between 'echo' and your wirtten text

cls = clear all the word

pause = well.... it will said ' press any key to continue'

timeout = an automatic pause depend on the time you put in. E.G

timeout 1 - mean one second

timeout 60 - mean 60 seconds - 1 min

dir/s = directory

del = delete

e.g del "put anything" if you name ur file Die, this would be "Die.bat" , my leg - 'my leg.bat'

color= color of the text and background of cmd(command prompt) 0C - first digit is the colour of background 'black'. Second digit is the colour of the text 'Red'

Well this all the explanation........

Okay, i am done

Need your opinion thank you

<p>Explain more about the dir/s What do it does? </p>
<p>The dir/s command shows a location in the computer. i don't remember what location but it's not doing anything. it's just shows some text.</p>
<p>The dir/s command shows a location in the computer. i don't remember what location but it's not doing anything. it's just shows some text.</p>
we used to do everything with dos batch files. Menus for games, automating repetitive stuff, moving things, renaming things, changing boot files, even adding stuff into bootup that would be there, then gone again. Creating installations, etc as well. One of my favorite books, that i might even still have, was made when DOS 5 was still current. Think it was Batch files of the DOS Masters. Now you have me curious if it still exists... Used to use batch files to call up replacement files for games like Doom, Heretic, Hexen, etc too. In those days the games barely talked on a modem, but could be made much faster with a little manipulation! Awesome job N2P :) Keep up the fun work!
<p>Thank you</p>
<p>Hi, i need your opinion on how is my batch?</p>

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