The Lotion Trick

Every one uses lotion at least once in their lifetime. This trick is aimed toward a Teen, or College guy. This trick involves two items lotion, and ICY HOT. I think you can tell why this is for a guy. Lets just say male teens, and college students don't always use lotion for dry skin.

WARNING: All though this hurts like mad, it will not cause any permanent damage to their private areas. Use this trick at your own risk the person you are tricking may get upset resulting in a black eye!!

Step 1: What you need.

1) Lotion (Needs a pump)

<p>I had a step mother who I generally despised - and as a teenager I was always borrowing her hand lotion.</p><p>And one day... for some reason I got into the &quot;Deep Heat&quot; cream.......</p><p>And then spend the next 20 minutes with my dick under the cold water tap.....</p><p>LOL</p><p>Actually growing up, I have known usually teenage girls who have gotten into playing around with this - rubbing it into the clit etc.. </p><p>Actually - in a serious kind of way - I think unless the recipient of your gift has immediate access to cold water and soap / dishwashing liquid - they and you could be in real trouble.</p><p>I recall that all of these lotions carry a warning, &quot;Do not use on mucosal membranes / sensitive areas&quot;., </p><h1> <br>Warnings <br></h1><p> <br>For external use only</p><p> <br>SEE INSIDE LABEL FOR COMPLETE DRUG FACTS</p><p> <br>Allergy Alert: If prone to allergic reaction from aspirin or salicylates, consult a doctor before use.</p><h2> <br>When using this product <br></h2><ul><li>use only as directed <br><li>do not bandage tightly or use with a heating pad <br><li>avoid contact with eyes or mucous membranes</ul><p>The internal warnings on the paper thing.</p><p>This <a href="http://www.webmd.com/drugs/index-drugs.aspx" rel="nofollow">medication</a> is for use on the skin only. Do not apply near the <a href="http://www.webmd.com/eye-health/picture-of-the-eyes" rel="nofollow">eyes</a>, <br> mouth, nose, or genitals, and be careful not to touch those areas while <br> the medication is on your hands. If you do get the medication in those <br>areas, flush with plenty of water. Wash your hands well before inserting <br> <a href="http://www.webmd.com/eye-health/contact-lenses-colored-soft-hard-toric-bifocal" rel="nofollow">contact lenses</a>.</p><p>Personally from my own experience - as a very randy teenager... </p><p>It's BAD.</p><p>If you have an uncut cock - i.e. a foreskin, that more or less makes the head of your cock a mucosal membrane - and the sensitivity and delicacy of the skin - will be........</p><p>If I were you I would remove this as a &quot;prank&quot;....</p><p>Legally, medically - they could have you for this; and burning up someone's cock, with a cream that should not be used on the genitals, which can cause blisters and burns and removal of the skin - this is going right into the deep field of &quot;flip out&quot; territory.</p><p>This is the kind of prank that some people just might not take too very kindly - and it might result in your &quot;friend&quot; giving you some free dental work with a hammer or a one way trip - head first out of a third story window.</p><p>It's a real violation type prank - in every sense of the word; and if it goes badly, they will probably come after you - in all senses of the word.</p>
You need a &quot;black eye&quot; for the level of cruel and mean. Epic bully move. Respectfully.
That is just evil...
ok, by far, the best use of icy hott i have ever seen! lol you should try to use something like the oils out of pepers or something for even more burning
where can i find ICY HOT?And what is it?<br>
its a topical muscle relaxer, you should be amle to find it around the pain releiver section at any store
Evil stuff, but what can I say, some like it hot...
Good one.
ROFL nice...
ooh you terrible punner person you... XD
WoW we did this a couple of years ago to my friend sorta except we got him to put it on his crowned jewels in the lockerroom&nbsp;i swear he almost died then we got to class and he walked like he had a crab hangin on for dearlife and we told the whole class and he was excused to try to wash it off. lol best school prank ever!!!!!!!!!!<br />
yeah i did this to my bro. i switched out his &quot;happy time&quot; lotion with this prank. i just waited to hear him scream for hours.<br />
Rather than wasting the whole bottle, you could take the tube out, pump out the tube's contents, and siphon only a tubeful of icy hot for the next use... you don't want to waste all that lotion!!!<br />
thats what i was trying to say but its kinda hard to type those direct&nbsp; directions<br /> Megamodz.webs.com&nbsp; addam<br />
That is just cruel lol! I can only image if they put it on their face. OUCH!<br /> Make sure it's body lotion, and not face lotion.... that could be bad...<br />

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