Introduction: Aprils Fool Prank! (Make Fake Turd)
Imagine this: It's at night and your sibling/husband/wife is just about going to bed. The pull back the covers and get in. The feel something squishy, almost warm. The look and see a pile of poo. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME IN THE APRIL FOOLS CONTEST!
Step 1: Getting the Ingredients
The ingredients are: Peanut butter, chocolate syrup, soda, raisins, barbecue sauce, and seeds. The raisins and the seeds along with the barbecue sauce are optional.
Step 2: Making the Poo
What you want to do is put as much peanut butter in a microwavable bowl as you want poo. Then you should add the other stuff until you like the color and the texture. The seeds and raisins make it look a bit undigested and if you add more soda and barbecue sauce, then it will be more runny. So just experiment and you can always make more later if it doesn't work out on the first try. When your done mixing, put everything into the microwave for about 25 seconds. You can experiment with the time but I don't suggest more than 35 seconds. When the poo is done, wait until it cools down a little or keep it warm for putting in someone's bed as real turd.
Step 3: Other Uses
Since this is edible (I have no idea if it tastes good but it looks repulsive) you can put it into your lunchbox and take it to school, work, or anywhere and eat it. You can also put it on someone's seat and when they sit down, if you made it kind of mushy watery like, it sounds like they farted and stuff came out. Or you can put it on a toilet seat at a gas station. The uses are limited only by your imagination.