Imagine this: It's at night and your sibling/husband/wife is just about going to bed. The pull back the covers and get in. The feel something squishy, almost warm. The look and see a pile of poo. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME IN THE APRIL FOOLS CONTEST!
Step 1: Getting the ingredients
The ingredients are: Peanut butter, chocolate syrup, soda, raisins, barbecue sauce, and seeds. The raisins and the seeds along with the barbecue sauce are optional.