Aprils fool prank! (Make fake turd)

 by fireblast_1212
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Imagine this: It's at night and your sibling/husband/wife is just about going to bed. The pull back the covers and get in. The feel something squishy, almost warm. The look and see a pile of poo. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME IN THE APRIL FOOLS CONTEST!
 
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Step 1: Getting the ingredients

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The ingredients are: Peanut butter, chocolate syrup, soda, raisins, barbecue sauce, and seeds. The raisins and the seeds along with the barbecue sauce are optional.
claramecium says: Apr 15, 2013. 9:18 AM
I am in a bed right now. . . . . uh-oh. :()
Mr. Potato Head says: Sep 3, 2010. 9:19 AM
Helped my brother make one of these which he left on the kitchen floor to fool our mom. Double-crossed him by swapping it for a real one while he was getting mom. I was hoping he wouldn't notice the switcheroo until he'd taken a bite, but he figured it out as soon as he'd picked it up. The look on his face was priceless. Now I'm just waiting for payback.
MakeItWithJason in reply to Mr. Potato HeadApr 6, 2013. 1:10 PM
shut. up! gross. funny, but gross.
karla12120 in reply to Mr. Potato HeadOct 8, 2011. 1:21 PM
OMG!!!! that is hilarious.
michaelgohjs in reply to Mr. Potato HeadApr 1, 2011. 7:27 PM
i like the way you think...as long as you are not my brother
gator235 says: Apr 3, 2013. 1:03 PM
Ha! I have to try this!
Squaggadoodle says: Feb 21, 2012. 7:12 AM
Yum... if you put chocolate sauce, penut butter and peanuts its really tasty 0_o
rasta_13 says: Feb 5, 2012. 11:42 AM
MUST TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O M G O M G :0
NE patsrock says: Jul 20, 2011. 8:14 AM
can you eat it cause im gunna eatit in frount of my mom and dad and thinkink its dog poop
sergio00 says: May 4, 2011. 5:05 AM
hide it in a sandwich and give to the victim
NE patsrock in reply to sergio00Jul 20, 2011. 8:13 AM
haha ya
tincanz says: Mar 2, 2011. 3:28 PM
What about using real feces? It would be very realistic...
matt09 says: Nov 4, 2010. 11:50 AM
you should also try shoving mud down a pvcpipe with a stick
planetsideplayer14billion says: Nov 2, 2010. 5:18 AM
poooop!!! my sister is alergic to peanut butter
Puzzledd says: Oct 23, 2010. 5:33 PM
Hahahaha- good one!
Ripstikr27 says: Jun 29, 2010. 11:19 AM
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "GIGGLES:)"
mia620 says: Jun 18, 2010. 9:55 AM
omg THIS IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!
skatewill says: May 8, 2010. 9:06 PM
Moo...
Poop. Nice idea!
4n0n4mb16u05 says: Apr 26, 2010. 1:55 AM
I put mine on my pillow, and when my friends were there, i scooped it up right in front of them and ate it whole, making sure to leave bits trailing out of my mouth.

One of them vomited.

Twas quite funny.
MoonSlayer008 says: Apr 19, 2010. 3:33 AM
this is awesome!!!!!!!
iOskr says: Apr 8, 2010. 2:59 PM
WAKALA!!!! HAHA
Robot Lover says: Apr 1, 2010. 8:28 PM
this worked great! i put it on the toilet seat, and when my mom got home and went in the bathroom, she freaked out and then my dog came in to see what was hapenin' and she ate the fake turd! p.s. i took the bar-be-cue sauce out so my dog would not throw it up! 5* if i could i would give it ten stars!
fireblast_1212 (author) in reply to Robot LoverApr 4, 2010. 3:04 PM
haha nice!
MillenniumMan says: Nov 19, 2009. 11:53 AM
See the movie training day, when the younger cop has to plead insanity on the stand. He pre-mixed peanut butter and chocolate powder to the right color, put it in the crack of his a$s. While on the stand he scoops it out and eats in in front of the jury.
lycoris3 in reply to MillenniumManMar 30, 2010. 3:09 PM
lol, but I personally would not have done that.
chinese_boy says: Sep 1, 2009. 2:33 AM
sick
3frog says: Apr 16, 2009. 7:08 AM
What you can do, is remove the bar be cue sauce add chocolate sauce make it the consistency you want and make it somewhat tastey. Have a snit sandwich! Have it on a hot dog but! This would be great to make for your kid's lunch on April Fools day...that is if your child is secure in themselves to take a snit sandwich to school! LOL Roll it out of a bag like an icing bag made out of plastic.
itstemo1 says: Mar 24, 2009. 9:25 PM
sweeeeett... might try
C chord in reply to itstemo1Apr 11, 2009. 8:37 PM
TIGHT TIGHT
iill says: Mar 25, 2009. 1:17 PM
This is cool.
fireblast_1212 (author) says: Mar 25, 2009. 1:03 PM
It's an awesome trick alright.
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