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Picture of Aprils fool prank! (Make fake turd)
Imagine this: It's at night and your sibling/husband/wife is just about going to bed. The pull back the covers and get in. The feel something squishy, almost warm. The look and see a pile of poo. PLEASE VOTE FOR ME IN THE APRIL FOOLS CONTEST!
 
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Step 1: Getting the ingredients

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The ingredients are: Peanut butter, chocolate syrup, soda, raisins, barbecue sauce, and seeds. The raisins and the seeds along with the barbecue sauce are optional.

Step 2: Making the poo

What you want to do is put as much peanut butter in a microwavable bowl as you want poo. Then you should add the other stuff until you like the color and the texture. The seeds and raisins make it look a bit undigested and if you add more soda and barbecue sauce, then it will be more runny. So just experiment and you can always make more later if it doesn't work out on the first try. When your done mixing, put everything into the microwave for about 25 seconds. You can experiment with the time but I don't suggest more than 35 seconds. When the poo is done, wait until it cools down a little or keep it warm for putting in someone's bed as real turd.

Step 3: Other uses

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Since this is edible (I have no idea if it tastes good but it looks repulsive) you can put it into your lunchbox and take it to school, work, or anywhere and eat it. You can also put it on someone's seat and when they sit down, if you made it kind of mushy watery like, it sounds like they farted and stuff came out. Or you can put it on a toilet seat at a gas station. The uses are limited only by your imagination.
I am in a bed right now. . . . . uh-oh. :()
Helped my brother make one of these which he left on the kitchen floor to fool our mom. Double-crossed him by swapping it for a real one while he was getting mom. I was hoping he wouldn't notice the switcheroo until he'd taken a bite, but he figured it out as soon as he'd picked it up. The look on his face was priceless. Now I'm just waiting for payback.
shut. up! gross. funny, but gross.
OMG!!!! that is hilarious.
i like the way you think...as long as you are not my brother
gator2351 year ago
Ha! I have to try this!
Yum... if you put chocolate sauce, penut butter and peanuts its really tasty 0_o
rasta_132 years ago
MUST TRY THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O M G O M G :0
NE patsrock3 years ago
can you eat it cause im gunna eatit in frount of my mom and dad and thinkink its dog poop
sergio003 years ago
hide it in a sandwich and give to the victim
haha ya
tincanz3 years ago
What about using real feces? It would be very realistic...
matt094 years ago
you should also try shoving mud down a pvcpipe with a stick
poooop!!! my sister is alergic to peanut butter
Puzzledd4 years ago
Hahahaha- good one!
Ripstikr274 years ago
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "GIGGLES:)"
mia6204 years ago
omg THIS IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!
skatewill4 years ago
Moo...
Poop. Nice idea!
I put mine on my pillow, and when my friends were there, i scooped it up right in front of them and ate it whole, making sure to leave bits trailing out of my mouth.

One of them vomited.

Twas quite funny.
this is awesome!!!!!!!
iOskr4 years ago
WAKALA!!!! HAHA
Robot Lover4 years ago
this worked great! i put it on the toilet seat, and when my mom got home and went in the bathroom, she freaked out and then my dog came in to see what was hapenin' and she ate the fake turd! p.s. i took the bar-be-cue sauce out so my dog would not throw it up! 5* if i could i would give it ten stars!
fireblast_1212 (author)  Robot Lover4 years ago
haha nice!
See the movie training day, when the younger cop has to plead insanity on the stand. He pre-mixed peanut butter and chocolate powder to the right color, put it in the crack of his a$s. While on the stand he scoops it out and eats in in front of the jury.
lol, but I personally would not have done that.
chinese_boy5 years ago
sick
3frog5 years ago
What you can do, is remove the bar be cue sauce add chocolate sauce make it the consistency you want and make it somewhat tastey. Have a snit sandwich! Have it on a hot dog but! This would be great to make for your kid's lunch on April Fools day...that is if your child is secure in themselves to take a snit sandwich to school! LOL Roll it out of a bag like an icing bag made out of plastic.
itstemo15 years ago
sweeeeett... might try
TIGHT TIGHT
iill5 years ago
This is cool.
fireblast_1212 (author) 5 years ago
It's an awesome trick alright.