This is a mighty good burger that is sure to keep those pesky little humans out of your swamp!

In a nutshell: this could be confused with a mini-meatloaf. What is so great about this burger is that you can put all kinds of goodies in it without worry about half of them falling out of your bun! You can enjoy it like 1lb burger but only feel the guilt of eating a 1/4 pounder!

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Step 1: Materials

Suggested Ingredients:

Laura's Lean Ground Beef (for a very tasty and healthy burger)
Fresh Onion
Fresh garlic
Canned Jalapenos
Green olives
Whole wheat bun

Suggested tools:
Sharp Knife
Mesquite or Hickory
Tin Can
garlic press
wax paper
Heh, the meat was not defrosted in time for dinner, so I turned the ogre to the consistency of sloppy joe.
Nice instructable! It was funny and easy to follow at the same time. Thawing the burger to make a few ogres tonight.
lol xD it reminds me of Chowder x3
OOOOH I dony even think i could get a mouthful before thinking about some poor ogre i am eating right now..... but 5/5 stars!
Adapt, man! The fate of the burger-eating world depends on it! lol
Mmmmm... 20 pounds of meat on one scrawny bun. Send in the backup!
I would guess that tis is considerably more tasty than a regular ogre.
Na, ogres are quite good. Don't you ever wonder what the meat in a Big Mac is?
I always thought it was 60% beef (the legal minimum that they can still call beef) and 40% "stuff."
That first picture scares me, I don't like my food to look at me :-)
Very nice Instructable. I am just gonna have to try this next bbq I have. Thx! (favorited)
I love this! What a great idea. I think, the person feeling guilty eating such a great burger must be a very boring person.
And there I was thinking it was the first Cat burger ible from looking at the picture, I'll never get rid of my cats at this rate .... Great Ible.... the kids will love this (( just buggin about the kitties ))
i can tell from the top bun that you smashed it down really hard!
An ogle-able, edible orge! Slick.
...uhhh... I swear that is the biggest burger I have ever seen... I am tempted to call it the Obese-Burger... because that is one HUGE burger, man...nice job...
let me guess.. you were watching shrek last night on TNT
No, but i must have seen it at least 200 times, (my wife used to like to fall asleep watching it).
That is a mighty fine looking burger!

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