Introduction: BRANCUSI YAM- Save $27.5 Million.

This is Brancusi's Maiastra, 1912.
Polished brass, Height: 28 3/4 inches (73.1 cm), including base. Peggy Guggenheim Collection.
Priced around $27.5 million.

Read on .....

Step 1: Go Shopping.

This is a yam/sweet potato,(depending on where you are from), it cost 23 pence.
If you shop at the market you will realise that not only is the produce nice and ripe and cheap but it can also come in unregular shapes: unlike at the supermarket.
I saw and bought this yesterday because of its resemblence to the great work of Brancusi.
We can all save money this way and even eat it later when we get bored or hungry.

You can probably see where this is going...

but if you have the patience read on and learn how to create a masterpiece in minutes.

Step 2: Materials and Artifice.

Gather together-
an old log,
a hammer or an axe,
a suitable vegetable,
a nail.

Bang the nail in the log; stick the yam on the nail.

Step 3: I Don't Know Much About Yams But I Know What I Like.

Stand back and admire.

Step 4:

Step 5: UPDATE

Pear torso.

Comments

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snotty (author)2010-02-12

What would Dali do?

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An Villain (author)2009-07-25

uh, innovative, what does it do?

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Garth Knight (author)2008-11-02

I yam impressed

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hedgiehog (author)2008-11-02

lmao that nice, but what happens if u really like it, then it goes bad?

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CameronSS (author)hedgiehog2008-11-02

Get a new one and tell people that life is as transient as a potato.

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