Bachelor Chow - 1 Oatmeal Cookie - Just one!

 Ever want a cookie, but didn't want to head down to the store in the middle of the night to get it? Me too. Faced with this dilemma, I thought about making a cookie. That's right, just one cookie!
I got the recipe and did the math to get the recipe down so you guys can make just one cookie.
Ready? Here we go.

Step 1: Tools and Materials Needed

Tools

Toaster oven
Large Cereal Bowl
Baking pan
Measuring spoons
Kitchen timer
Oven mitt or pot holder

Materials

1 packet - Quaker® Instant Oatmeal (make sure to use Quaker® because I get a royalty payment from every one sold)
1 Tablespoons - Butter (if you don't mind transfats, this is coincidentally equal to one packet  of KFC's "Buttery" spead)
2 Teaspoons - Sugar (4 sugar cubes or two sugar packets from the local coffee house)
2½ Teaspoons - Egg (beaten) What?!?!? You don't have eggs? I knew that. Use 1 Tablespoon of Mayo (equal to one packet from Weinerschnitzel or Chik-Fil-A) Applesauce or smashed banana would work too if you have them handy.
3½ Tablespoons - Flour (breadcrumbs might work, but I haven't tried it)
A tiny pinch of baking soda and another of salt.

Makes one cookie, approximately 200 calories (like you really care).

Optional
2 Tablespoons - Raisins or Chocolate Chips (as if you're going to have those hanging around)

Comments

[triumphman]

I like raisins in mine!

[inquisitive]

Ah brilliant! and now I have a use for the Apple & Cinnamon packets that my mother will not eat! Thank you!

[-Noah]

Could you make this in a normal oven? If so how long/would it burn?

[-Noah]

Or even a normal microwave. If so how long? I just want to know since those would be much easier for me to use.

[dodo91]

Trust me... you never want to use a microwave to cook stuff. It always comes out a different texture than regular baking... it also tastes funny. As for the oven... I wish i could tell you... but I dont have oatmeal... at least not in packets...

[dodo91]

How much does each thing of oatmeal have? I Have the big tub of quaker oatmeal, not individual packet... could you measure how much oatmeal there is?

[depotdevoid]

Thanks for this Marsh, I was just trying to convince my daughter that oatmeal cookies were delicious, and she wouldn't believe me, until now!

[tqwerty]

OM NOM NOM, id love to make this today seeing as i bought many new ingredients to make VeganWytch's "Best Ever" Cinnamon Raisin Oatmeal Cookies that ended up being totally BURNT! even under the cooking time.. and so i could only eat part of the top and i am upset because i have no cookies to eat and not enough ingredients to make another batch of different cookies. so thank you for this recipe

[Tystarr]

Ooh, I have to try this!

[dansan101]

Just gotta say i love it, but i think the effort that went into making it was more than going to the store, and i live a 15 minute drive from the nearest store :P

[Marsh]

I'll grant that it took more time, but only because of the baking.

[yoyology]

You forgot an ingredient, because clearly this cookie is FULL OF WIN!

[-Noah]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!

[firefliie]

oo snap!

[stupidstickanimations]

you should experiment with different kinds :D

[victoriamelida]

It sounds very good, this is great for me, I live alone and I always suffer with recipes, especially desserts' because they are always estimated for like a hundred people. Just a question, how many grams/cups/etc does a packet of Quaker instant oatmeal weight? A friend of mine gave me a huuuge bag of organic oatflakes so I'm planning not to buy any more oatmeal in approximately three years and I'd like to use the one I have in this recipe!

[Doctor What]

 Mayo?  In a cookie?

[Marsh]

 It works. It's no stranger than velveeta fudge.

[Doctor What]

 Or zucchini bread.

[lemonie]

Yum!

L