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Bacon Egg Cheese Roll

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This instructable will show you how to make my version of the "Bacon Cheese Roll", as seen on

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/pfft_hearts_are_overrated_anyw.php

Mmmmmmmm...........Bacon!
 
 
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Step 1: Things You'll Need

1. At least 12 pieces of bacon...maybe more just to be sure

2. 4 large eggs

3. 2/3 cup of shredded cheese

4. An oven

5. A few Bayer Aspirin to avoid a heart attack

Step 2: Weaving The Bacon

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Okay so first things first preheat the oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit, so it's hot when we put the bacon in.

Now while were waiting for the oven it's time for the fun part, weaving the bacon ;D. I used 13 pieces of bacon but it all depends on how tightly you weave it.

To start, lay down 6 to 7 pieces of bacon horizontally, and make sure that there aren't any spaces in between.
Then, start weaving the next 6 to seven pieces. Do as I did in the picture and just weave over then under then over etc. and be sure to switch that pattern on the next piece to cause the "basket" effect.

Step 3: The Oven

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Now, put the bakey blankey into the oven for 20 to 25 minutes. ( Mine was in for 22 minutes)

Step 4: The Eggs (optional!)

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While the bacon is in the oven the eggs need to be cooked. This part is simple all you need to do is crack four eggs open, add a splash of milk, whisk, and scramble.

Step 5: Putting It Together

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By now you should have all your eggs done, and the oven timer is probably about to go off. When it does, take the (now shrunken and brown) bacon out of the oven. Then, dump all the eggs out onto the bacon and spread them around evenly. Do the same with the 2/3 cup of shredded cheese. Now, roll it all up and put some toothpicks into it to keep it from unrolling.


After it's all rolled up throw it back into the oven for another 3 to 5 minutes.
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ewilson1611 months ago
Awsome
luig3 years ago
yea finally there is a snack with enough calories to keep full for more that 5 minutes.
beanie5879 luig3 years ago
lolz
beanie58793 years ago
I loved it so did my whole family:)
Tmac1213 years ago
I made it this morning and it was delicious but i think my heart stopped for a second or two
Zion_Sphere3 years ago
ill save this, I dont eat meat but my mum does I'll make it for her this weekend thanx
 Awesome, and easy too.
Oderry4 years ago
Simply beautiful.
noname4204 years ago
This is my attempt at making this, i messed up and used thick bacon instead of thin and it caused me some problems but it was still good
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fool2cool4 years ago
Just made this, mmmmmmmmm so tastey hehe, one request though could you add UK measurements as well? Like 400 degrees is gas mark 6 :)
Looks really good. Might try it this weekend. Instead of scrambling the eggs like that, you could make them like an omelette in one big disc o'eggs. that would make it easier to keep it together when you roll it up in the bacon.
Wow that looks good! Do you die of heart failure if you eat more than one?
yes. instantly. i tried it.
That is what we Spartans call a "good death".
your dog5 years ago
Has anyone ever hear the radio commercial for pepsi max?

(This isn't the one i remember, but it is similar. The other one said bacon more)



Yes, even bacon
wtf. lol.
MJTH your dog5 years ago
Lol, ive never heard that before but thats pretty funny.
you make my stomach happpy then i die of diabetes
keri978684 years ago
Yes, but you die happy. =)
pieman124 years ago
i made one simmilar to this but i wraped it in turkey i put in the pan till it was brown and i added bits of bacon to it. :)yum
I just thought of something...
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Is that a Dimitri Martin Graph? lol Pretty funny either way!
You don't recognize it from xkcd?
Whats that? * Turns to google * OH! okay! Thats what you meant!
Jerimiah404 years ago
Nah, you don't have time to eat the second one, you die as you're finishing the first :P
IdahoDavid4 years ago
Truly a beautiful thing. There are tears in my eyes and pain shooting up my left arm.
caddywak4 years ago
im going to get me some of that right now i tell ya
pdub774 years ago
What's an "inscrutable?" ; ) Looks REALLY yummy!
samshoes pdub774 years ago
a tpyo.
pdub77 samshoes4 years ago
'Twas but a wee joke. . .
thedogsaysocho (author)  pdub774 years ago
I'll edit that. Thank you.
To me, it looks like a big heart attack waiting to happen, but i like the weave pattern and it looks really good.
osgeld5 years ago
This is awesome.
ODDJOBS5 years ago
Wow, it's excellent. I increased the proportions to feed all three of us (Wife,me and 4 year old son.) He just couldn't get enough. Definitely a treat though. Too many calories.
thedogsaysocho (author)  ODDJOBS5 years ago
I hear it tastes good wrapped in syrup soaked pancakes too! ;)
MJTH5 years ago
EXCELLENT! I might just make some :) How many rolls does this recipe make?
thedogsaysocho (author)  MJTH5 years ago
It makes one roll with about two servings each if you cut it in half. That's about 7 pieces of bacon, and two eggs per serving. =)
lemonie5 years ago
GHC this looks tasty! L
the pic from geekoligie looked EW.
ghicken5 years ago
you are god
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