"Bacon Love Blues" on a Bacon Guitar (with Pictures)

Often I find myself wanting to express my passionate love for bacon. I feel that by just simply eating it, I'm taking more from the relationship then bacon is. And this, dear bacon lovers, will just not do. Introducing the bacon guitar. In this video I have given you instructions on how to make your own bacon guitar, followed by helpful tips to write a love song for bacon. Lastly, there is a short video of my song titled, "Bacon Love Blues", played on my bacon guitar. Now go forth and multiply the bacon melodies.