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Bacon Placemats

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Instructlobians like bacon. Bacon Soap, Bacon Image Tiles, Bacon and some other stuff sandwiches etc.

The next logical step is, naturally, bacon textiles. So get ready for an all body lube job. After all, cholesterol is fat, and fat is slippery. Lets lube those (heart) valves :)
 
 
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Step 1: Ingredients and Tools

You will need

1 Package of sliced Bacon (at least 12 slices) -- any bacon will do, even blasphemous turkey bacon.
1 Baking Sheet
Butter
Foil
Paper towels
Plate

Hunger for Bacon

Step 2: Foil and Grease

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Foil your baking sheet/pan -- then apply a little butter (this gets the cooking process going until some fat renders off the bacon).

Step 3: Weaving

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Now is a good time to preheat your oven to 400oF

Weave using an over/under pattern making a 6X6 matrix. Make it as tight as possible with minimal overlap. If your bacon strips have a wider side -- flip between wide and thin as you weave. This ensures your mat is not lopsided. Remember that bacon shrinks when cooked; this pulls the weave even tighter strengthening the structure.

Step 4: Bake

Bake in your preheated oven for about 20 to 30 minutes (depending on how crispy you like your bacon). Be conscious of your bacon and pull it out when it's done. It should turn that dark bacon color we all know and love.
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very unique way of using bacon.

donkeyknee1 year ago
Its wonderful
this is probobly the most epic pumkin i have ever seen.... ever
JensonBut1 year ago
this has got to be one of the coolest things from bacon i have ever seen! +1
mmmmmmm, bacon liquor...
eyejuice7 years ago
two words: bacon basket
Aw, jeez. I accidentally got a bacon glove last winter. I ended up with a third degree burn covering my hand and forearm. Since I figured I'd be in the ER for a while, and I hurt myself while making breakfast, I brought the cooked bacon along, which reaaaalllly disturbed the ER staff.
bnutmeg bnutmeg6 years ago
Like one what, Punkguyta? How about trying for an insult that make grammatical sense, huh?
trebuchet03 (author)  bnutmeg6 years ago
Like one what, Punkguyta? How about trying for an insult that make grammatical sense, huh?

Irony...

I should just have this entire section of the thread deleted - and really, attacking one's grammar for personal gain is always a lose-lose situation. This is especially so when the attack itself is grammatically incorrect...
In all seriousness, what do you see wrong with the grammar in my May 29th post?

Also, it was most certainly not "for personal gain". What do I have to gain? A stranger insulted me. My original post is neither "dumb" nor made up, as Punkguyta suggests.

Did you start with "Irony..." to indicate the irony of you getting involved in this back-and-forth just to say you are above such things?
trebuchet03 (author)  bnutmeg2 years ago
You have responded to a post from May 29, 2008 - nearly 3 years old... Did the instructables robot send you a new comment email about this 3 year old post? If yes, let the dev team know by posting here.
No one is that dumb, so stop trying to be like one.
a7x92x eyejuice7 years ago
Bacon basket! even better, bacon gloves!
As  state in my profile, I DO like to fry bacon in the nude.....it lets me know that I AM ALIVE!!! lol  BACON is the BEST
cool
Doctor When6 years ago
potato skins in reverse! Bacon bowl with potatoes in it!
lol i definetively will work on that genius!!
as im mexican i will also include some "cecina enchilada"
oh god... YES!
 Isn't it wonderful?

you are a genius.
adamvan20004 years ago
-"any bacon will do, even blasphemous turkey bacon"

If turkey bacon is blasphemy, is a turducken the antichrist of bacon?

~adamvan2000
Not if it is a bacon wrapped turducken.
drahcus3 years ago
If you need something even worse for your health try putting some brown sugar on top of the bacon before you bake it. :) The sugar melts and carmelizes the bacon
Screamo3 years ago
YUMM~!~!~!~!~!
mackc6 years ago
Bacon is more of a seasoning, like Gravy and Hard liqour.
hard liquor is a seasoning? Oh, I've been doing it all wrong. I thought hard liquor was the main course.
All of the above can actually be the main course.
especially bacon... and hard liquor too i guess...
mmmmmmm, bacon liquor..........
 sounds uh.... tasty... i guess... xD
I sooo see an instructable coming on bacon liquor.
~adamvan2000
trebuchet03 (author)  adamvan20004 years ago
Hrmm... I see there isn't an instructable on making bacon bourbon (which is delicious)...
 here's one for bacon vodka. imagine the bloody marys..... mmmmmmmmmm

www.instructables.com/id/Bacon-Infused-Vodka/
can I make one out of soy bacon? I hope so. (:
if turkey bacon is blasphemous, soy bacon must be at least a cardinal sin...

~adamvan2000
Colonel884 years ago
if Instructlobians like bacon then Instructlobians join mah group

http://www.instructables.com/group/bacon
tevers944 years ago
GENIUS!!!!!!
now why are you people so paranoid? one sheet of bacon isn't going to kill you, eating 2 sheets a day for 15 years probably would, but COME ON! ......yes, I know what I'm talking about, my mom is going to college for natural health. oh, and theres JUST AS MUCH cholesterol in that pork chop you ate the other day, as about 10 sheets of bacon. fat is fat, whether its melted into oil or not.
you are correct. however, bacon has a bit of a notorious reputation for being fatty, and thus being bad for you. it's quite common for people to think things like this.
schnerby7 years ago
For some odd reason I have never seen bacon that looks like this outside the deli when you specifically order 'streaky bacon'. Perhaps this is my mark as a foriegner...
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