A candle made specifically for a man's enjoyment, using the greatest fragrance known to man: BACON!!!
Guys, let's face it. Scented candles are most definitely NOT manly. Imagine, if you will, the humiliation that would be yours if one of your chums were to drop by and discover you home, alone, with a room full of scented candles spewing their dainty perfume throughout your abode! The shame would be so overwhelming that it would neutralize every last molecule of testosterone fleeing your loins!
Without doubt, jasmine, rose petal, lavender, vanilla, and similarly scented candles are all intended for the enjoyment of the fairer sex. Heck, as far as I am concerned, the only two reasons to use a candle are during power outages and....well...er...a..., let's just say that the second reason has a lot to do with playing to the fancies of the aforementioned fairer sex.
No More! It's time we MEN have a candle we can burn proudly: one proclaiming our manhood instead of severing it! Introducing the Man-dle!
- Bee's wax
- Cotton yarn, cord, or similar wick material.
Note: As it turns out, there are other bacon candles on Instructables. I did not know this prior to starting this 'ible. No plagiarism was intended. That said, the Man'dle offers advantages over other similar products and, I believe, deserves a read.