Step 3: Make a BLATT
While you are waiting for the grease to finish steaming, make good use of that bacon you just cooked. I suggest a tasty BLATT: Bacon, Lettuce, Avocado, Tomato, and Turkey sandwich. Yummy.
Of course, real men will probably want to modify this recipe by eliminating the Lettuce, Avocado, Tomato, and Turkey. Yep....get rid of the bread and we have the perfect manly sandwich! Now we're talking!