However, they do throw out a lot of dough when they're done filling the breadpans...
photo by Nagutron
Step 1: The Hunt
You must unhinge your third eye's lower jaw and swallow the universe with your mind, then dissolve yourself in it.
If you're a master of Filipino psychic surgery, you probably have this gift.
Today it's easy. The dough has risen enough to sploosh up through the loaves and reveal its cinnamony baby cheeks.
Step 2: The Kill
In a single move I flung its infant out of the cave still wrapped in black plastic placenta. Pungent cinnamon afterbirth went everywhere.
I fled down the trail with my prize. No footfalls echoed my own.
My huge eyes darted for signs of Hyenas (Pixar security guards) and Warthogs (Anglo bread drivers who say "shouldn't be doing that". The immigrant drivers love it when you save bread from waste)
Step 3: Back at the Lab
Step 4: Testing on Humans
"Mwff!" He declared, "Mwumwumff!"
after a minute we still hadn't heard whether he'd died or not, so we all feasted.
Step 5: The Food of Philosophers
Whenever the delicious smell filled the building people would come rushing to feast.
Sometimes I overheard dialogue:
"But why am I eating this?"
"Because it's delicious."
"but it's garbage..."
As I'm fond of saying "A dumpster is like an art gallery, they can put anything in there, and to get the most out of it you have to look really carefully."