If not, here's the solution.... an attachable batstache!
Making them is really easy. All you need is the download from Thingiverse, a digital design sharing website, and a Makerbot.
You can be wearing your batstache in no time by following these four steps:
1. Download the batstache file.
2. Open the file and send to your Makerbot.
3. Wait for it to print and set.
4. Take out of the MakerBot and wear!
And what's great about them is that you don't have to shave it off!