Introduction: Be a Lunch Hero

This is a simple way to amaze your kids at lunch time and get them excited about eating. A little creativity will make you a hero in the kitchen or by the BBQ.

Also see how to be a breakfast hero

It all starts with simple hot dogs.

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Step 1: The Cuts

Everyone knows that when you cook a hot dog, it swells up. Enough swelling and it splits open. We can control these splits by making our own cuts through the skin.

I would advise caution in holding the knife as I do. You could use an exacto knife or wrap a bit of masking tape around some of the blade to protect your hand.

Experiment with the depths of the cuts as the deeper cuts equal more splitting

Step 2: Before Cooking

Here are some examples of designs you could try. The last one is my favorite but I have to admit the idea is not mine (It came from a friend) The octopus only has four legs so it is really a quadropus but if you try to cut 8 legs I find they curl too much and don't look good.

Step 3: Cooked

Here they all are ready to eat. We don't normally hide them in buns but who am I to tell you how to eat a hot dog?

Step 4: The Payoff

This is why I do it!

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PetervG made it! (author)2007-05-02

Does this work for boiling them?

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dave spencer made it! (author)dave spencer2007-05-02

I have not tried boiling or microwaving them. I imagine boiling would work because they still split. - Let us know if you try it.

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trebuchet03 made it! (author)trebuchet032007-05-02

Boiling works great for the octopus :D It makes the legs/arms extra curly

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Wasagi made it! (author)Wasagi2009-12-27

 True, I was going to ask about whether or not you could grill the octopus, it doesn't look like you could that well. Of course, you could stand it up in the microwave.

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Spl1nt3rC3ll made it! (author)2007-06-16

Awsome. though when I eat hotdogs, or smell them, I get lightheaded and dizzy. (I'm no vegitarian, I love my meat) They don't look right either.

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solo.card made it! (author)solo.card2008-01-27

"I'm no vegetarian, I love my meat" I love that comment, though I'm not too sure if Hot Dogs actually count as meat. Anything that can survive inside of a can for 3 years without spoiling was never alive, I reckon.

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thefunktopus made it! (author)thefunktopus2008-04-16

if you look at the ingredients of a hotdog it says, amongst many artificial things, "mechanically recovered chicken" why you would give that to your kids i have no idea. fyi i hate hotdogs too. i prefer normal sausages, or as we call them in britain, bangers.

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mangadragon made it! (author)mangadragon2008-10-22

"Mechanically recovered chicken." I don't even know what the heck that is. I also hate the processed ones. The real kind with the natural casing is the good stuff!

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mowie made it! (author)mowie2009-09-19

I think it means they use a machine to use every last bit of the chiken like tthe brain and claws and stuff

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santy22 made it! (author)santy222009-01-12

omg Cyborgk chinkins lol

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Dr. Steel made it! (author)Dr. Steel2009-06-02

"mechanically recovered chicken" ... Robot Chicken?

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Spl1nt3rC3ll made it! (author)Spl1nt3rC3ll2007-06-16

by that "they don't look right" I mean hotdogs in general. not your modified ones, they look great. (octopus is the best) here's an idea, serve the octopus with corn "eggs"

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Kaiven made it! (author)Kaiven2007-09-03

you could make the hotdog a squid, put corn "eggs" like you said, and put kethcup "ink" :D

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Spl1nt3rC3ll made it! (author)Spl1nt3rC3ll2007-09-04

Lol, yea.

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Kaiven made it! (author)Kaiven2007-10-22

ooh, and maybe make an old crimpled hotdog guy with a candy-cane cane :)

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bowmaster made it! (author)bowmaster2007-10-22

LOL!!!

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Umeko made it! (author)2008-09-18

You can get special 'weaner cutters' used in bento boxes (from Jlist.com) which you put the sausage in and it will cut it into a shape for you like an octopus or a penguin! then kids can help cut then without the danger of them cutting their fingers off with a knife :D

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wocket made it! (author)2008-06-14

this works well for "NotDogs" vege sausages too!

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yo.ian.g made it! (author)2008-01-01

hahaha cutest reactions

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zorro3355 made it! (author)2007-11-30

man! if i was a kid i would rather be scared then surprised my those demon like four legged,evil smiling food...haha

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sasgty9 made it! (author)2007-08-13

that first one scares me none the less, cool

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tanpopo made it! (author)2007-05-15

they make hot dogs look like octopus over in japan, they cut them small, maybe in half and then do it. that little person you made looks like gumby.

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John Smith made it! (author)John Smith2007-06-08

I did the octopus hotdog things in first grade with my class. Actually, my mom came in to help that day, too. We cooked them in a deep fryer, I think.

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quincy85wrestler made it! (author)2007-05-14

we have those exact plates at our house

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thecheatscalc made it! (author)2007-05-14

great idea! who ever thought you could customize hot dogs?

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crazy artist chick made it! (author)2007-05-05

Will this work on a veggie dog? They tend to cook a little differently

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thingygoboom made it! (author)thingygoboom2007-05-12

sorta but only with some brands and i looks like sludge monster has attacked

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thingygoboom made it! (author)2007-05-12

cute kids and great instructable, nothing bad...

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sassafrass made it! (author)2007-05-07

Great idea! Now I get to be artistic while cooking, woo hoo! :o) I loved the picture of your kiddos at the end, too cute.

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ryzellon made it! (author)2007-05-02

Could you put a photo of a finished dog as your first photo? Your title is pretty catchy, but it didn't inform me as to what the instructable was about--you might want something conveying the project as the first image shown.

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dave spencer made it! (author)dave spencer2007-05-03

I had the same suggestion put forth for my "be a breakfast hero" so let me explain my logic... Lets face it, art is pretty subjective and I am by no means an artist. If I put any one picture of a hot dog or a pancake on the front, some people are going to think it sucks and miss out on other versions or opportunities. By putting a picture of plain packaging of simple raw materials with the word "hero" in the title I hope I have created some mystery and provoked some thought like "how does a plain package of hot dogs make you a hero?" Maybe you are right, maybe I am right, maybe we would each lose 50% of potential viewers with our methods. Thanks for the constructive criticism, keep it coming

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canida made it! (author)canida2007-05-04

I'd suggest trying both methods on different Instructables and collecting data, but barring that you could try an intermediate step: add example pictures as secondary pictures to the Intro step. That way you're happy because mystery is created, but it only takes one click to get an example of your artistic take on the subject matter.

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dave spencer made it! (author)dave spencer2007-05-04

updated

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LightningCrash made it! (author)2007-05-04

I like the instructable, but I would never feed my kids hot dogs. Take a look at the nutritional label.....they're 75% fat! Still a very cool idea though, your kids are lucky.

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dee24 made it! (author)2007-05-03

Nice hot dogs! Personalized and everything. I bet they were a big hit!

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dee24 made it! (author)2007-05-03

My daughter would love a personalized hot dog! Nice job!

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lemonie made it! (author)2007-05-03

You can buy devices to split these eight ways I think. Called an 'Octodog' or something (I'm not Googling it, to check as I know they're out there). Your designs are better, and obviously cheaper. L

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whiteoakart made it! (author)2007-05-03

This is a great idea. I am constantly doing these kinds of ridiculous things with my kids' food. Their friends like to come over for lunch just to see what I'll cook up. You have given me the gift of a new tool in the shed of culinary creativity.

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carlos66ba made it! (author)2007-05-03

The "octopus" is really cute! Very nice.

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karen608 made it! (author)2007-05-03

Excellent! I wonder what you'll come up with next!

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HamO made it! (author)2007-05-03

Dave, Well done, great instructable. Awesome pix. What a Payoff. Thanks for sharing.

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MechanicalMashup made it! (author)2007-05-03

Dave, Love it!!!!

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Bucktoes made it! (author)2007-05-03

I will have to try this on the BBQ this weekend. Looks like fun.

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Wulfbait made it! (author)2007-05-03

You're a great dad, your kids are lucky. What a great idea, keep them comming, my kids and I appriciate them.

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stevoIution made it! (author)2007-05-03

Hahaha, Quadrupus.

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aquax made it! (author)2007-05-03

"The Payoff" made me literally laugh out loud. Great pic of your kids.

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trebuchet03 made it! (author)2007-05-02

Just be extra careful if you send something like this to school.... Hot Dog plus unsupervised child can be deadly.... In fact, someone from my school did in fact die that way -- they tried to do a field tracheotomy, but the dog was too far down :/ o.0

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WesDoesStuff made it! (author)WesDoesStuff2007-05-02

half of me wants to believe you but the other half is choking on a hot dog and won't give me a strait answer.

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trebuchet03 made it! (author)trebuchet032007-05-03
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alphagator made it! (author)2007-05-02

Man that is totally wicked O_o also sgt waffles you have given me the best idea for proposing ever thank you

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