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Picture of Bean Beast Pizza
A friend and I were bored one day and chatting about ways to make pizza more substantial in our manly guts and decided that some experiments would be done, this is the first of my experiments to find out how to tank out pizza...

I'd call it a success, also despite being doubly as filling and damn tasty it's tipping the scales between 900 and 1000 calories, which is not too bad, most store bought pizzas are a few hundred more and one I had to myself which was good turned out to be over 2000 calories, so for fulfilment to health ratio I'd call it healthy, though you could knock two hundred off by not adding a second layer of cheese.

The eating experience was interesting, the combination of pizza and bean textures was nice but it's extremely messy, this could be helped but lowering the bean count a bit and putting them on the top layer instead of the bottom.

Tastiness was definitely good though I do recommend using hot sauce or a preferred condiment like I did, because I left a bit without to see how it was and it the tomato sauce of beans wasn't up to much when pizzafied.

Kidney beans or some such may be more suitable for this application, but not butter beans, that would be vile.
 
 
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dummy19773 years ago
my gut gently weeps and raised a white flag before I even finished reading. : ( this sounds amazing.

killerjackalope (author)  dummy19773 years ago
Oh no no... That was nothing compared to chizza - I forgot to take photos last time... But it weighed around three pounds...
Celt4 years ago
I have done this!!!!  It is really good, but the visual presentation did not impress the wife.  I wonder if bacon could be stuffed into the crust,  all the more manly!
killerjackalope (author)  Celt4 years ago
I reckon bacon and cheese crusts could be good, or even just rolled pepperoni.

I've filled a crust with ground beef and cheese before and it was great. Visually the bean pizza is a tricky one but for tastiness it's up there...
mikeasaurus5 years ago
killerjackalope (author)  mikeasaurus5 years ago
Oh my god, that is a beautiful creation, though pure evil...
Oh it looks so good!
gmjhowe5 years ago
Im not a fan of beans. But I love what you have done!
killerjackalope (author)  gmjhowe5 years ago
You may like the next pizza experiment next...
mikeasaurus5 years ago
Since beans-on-toast is what much of the modern culinary world is built from, this seems like the next logical iteration.

I've had some trials of my own concerning pizza building, thought mine were all from the perspective of the construction of the crust. After seeing all the adds for stuffed crust pizza sometime in the mid 90's I decided to take it one step further and make a sandwich of cheese with 2 thin layers of dough, a hybrid of calzone and pizza with one cheese inside. Then toppings as usual. When I clicked on the oven light some minutes later the pizza had dramatically expanded in the middle with this whitish dome and looked ready to pop, sort of like scene from Aliens where the thing bursts out of that guy's chest, only in pizza form. Yummy!

If you're looking to up your caloric intake a smidge there's always room for bacon!
killerjackalope (author)  mikeasaurus5 years ago
My next pizza build will be a serious challenge and a stuffed crust may be necessary, structural strength will be important, or go pizza pie style. Hmm bacon's in my list of suggested toppings...
Kiteman5 years ago
I saw the title, and my first thought was that you had been doing something with the old veggie-mince product I used to eat as a student.

(Foul stuff.)
killerjackalope (author)  Kiteman5 years ago
Oh dear god no, When I fancy something weird and bland cous cous and sweetcorn does the job...
Ewwwwww. >shudder<
killerjackalope (author)  Lithium Rain5 years ago
You love it really...
l8nite5 years ago
interesting concept, it looks like you used plain baked beans which is fine for a quickey munchies meal but preccoking the beans with some added spices and or meats would probably help alot in the finished product. You could also try refried beans or mashing garbonzo beans or white beans with garlic as the base spread
killerjackalope (author)  l8nite5 years ago
I went with plain backed beans and hot sauce because I figured keeping it simple to see if the cooking mechanics would work would be a good plan. I do reckon meats would go well with this one, I did list a set of suggested toppings after having tasted it which should be good.
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