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          Hey guys, I have read some instructables and found them very inspiring so I decided to make one too!  (By the way, this is all my work....thats it........)
A friend of mine wanted a "cool shortcut to everything I want, with a password"; so I spent a couple nights on this baby...

Step 1: Basics

If you are reading this, you probably have a good background with batch files, (good for you!) if not, pay attention. Open up Notepad (Text Document) and copy the following.......

 @echo off
color 9
Title Password Page
:question
set /a tries=2
:top
echo Teo's Folder
echo.
echo Please Enter Password
echo.
echo ----------------------------------------------
echo %tries% attempt(s) left.
echo ----------------------------------------------

set /p pass=
if %pass%==4123 goto correct
rem            !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4123 can be substituted with anything, cause it's your password!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
set /a tries=%tries -1
if %tries%==0 goto penalty

cls
goto top

:penalty
echo Sorry, too many incorrect passwords, initiating shutdown.
start shutdown -s -f -t 300 -c "Should have asked for permission...SHUTDOWN INITIATED"
pause
exit

:Start
Title Menu of Awesomeness   \,,/(-.-)\,,/
cls
echo                                   %TIME%
echo  =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
echo  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
echo           ! This Program Takes Up a Bunch of Memory when Running things !
echo  =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
echo  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
echo  Type the number of the option you wish to execute, followed by the [ENTER] key
echo  =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
echo  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
echo              [ALT] + [ENTER] Activates/Deactivates Full Screen Mode
echo  -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
echo  =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
echo.
echo                         1 - Instant Shutdown
echo                         2 - 5 Minute Count Shutdown
echo                         3 - Logoff
echo                         4 - Shutdown Abort
echo                         5 - 5 Minute Count Restart
echo                         6 - Instant Restart
echo                         7 - Exit (X)
echo                         8 - Refresh
echo                         9 - What's the Time, Exactly?
echo                        10 - Goto Facebook (When Online)
echo                        11 - File Tree
echo                        12 - Goto Facebook, if Blocked (When Online)
echo                        13 - Normal Command Prompt Window
echo                        14 - Remote -S -L -R Menu
echo                        15 - Goto Playlist.com (When Online)
echo                        16 - List of Blocked Websites
echo                        17 - Task Manager
echo                        18 - Matrix
echo                        19 - Open System 32
echo                        20 - Calculator
echo                        21 - Paint
echo                        22 - Chat With Other (Same Networked) Computers
echo                        23 - DIRectory
echo                        24 - ECHO ON
echo                        25 - Character Map
echo                        26 - Private Character Maker
echo                        27 - Telnet
echo                        28 - Batch Calculator

set Choice=
set /p Choice=""

if '%Choice%'=='1' goto insta
if '%Choice%'=='2' goto fivemin
if '%Choice%'=='3' goto log
if '%Choice%'=='6' goto inre
if '%Choice%'=='4' goto abort
if '%Choice%'=='TEO' goto teo
if '%Choice%'=='5' goto restart
if '%Choice%'=='7' goto exit
if '%Choice%'=='8' goto refresh
if '%Choice%'=='9' goto time
if '%Choice%'=='10' goto face
if '%Choice%'=='11' goto tree
if '%Choice%'=='12' goto face2
if '%Choice%'=='13' goto cmd
if '%Choice%'=='14' goto remote
if '%Choice%'=='15' goto play
if '%Choice%'=='16' goto blocked
if '%Choice%'=='17' goto taskmgr
if '%Choice%'=='18' goto matrix
if '%Choice%'=='19' goto 32
if '%Choice%'=='20' goto calc
if '%Choice%'=='21' goto paint
if '%Choice%'=='22' goto chat
if '%Choice%'=='23' goto dir
if '%Choice%'=='24' goto echoon
if '%Choice%'=='25' goto chara
if '%Choice%'=='26' goto charamake
if '%Choice%'=='27' goto telnet
if '%Choice%'=='28' goto batcalc

cls
echo '%Choice%' is not valid
ping localhost -n 5 >Nul
echo Try again
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
cls
goto Start

:insta
cls
echo Do You Really Want to do This?
pause
shutdown -s -t 0
goto exit

:fivemin
shutdown -s -f -t 300 -c "You have 5 minutes to finish up"
goto anything?

:log
shutdown -f
goto exit

:exit
msg * See You Soon!
exit

:abort
shutdown -a
goto anything?

:teo
msg * ooo! hidden option! hahaha!
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
goto 1bla

:1bla
echo T 3 E O  T 3 E O  T 3 E O  T 3 E O  T 3 E O  T 3 E O  T 3 E O  T 3 E O  T 3 E O
goto 1bla

:restart
shutdown -r -t 300 -c "5 minutes left"
goto exit2

:inre
shutdown -r -t 0
goto exit

:exit2
exit

:refresh
Title ...Please Wait...
cls
echo ...please wait...
ping localhost -n 3 >nul
goto Start

:time
Title Menu's Exact Military Time
cls
echo             [ALT] + [ENTER] Activates/Deactivates Full Screen Mode
echo.
echo                                ~ %TIME% ~
echo.
echo                              Exact Military Time
ping localhost -n .000000000000000000000001 >nul
goto time

:anything?2
msg * Scroll Up if You Don't See Anything.
msg * Anything Else?
goto Start

:face
start www.facebook.com
goto exit

:tree
tree C:/
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
goto anything?2

:anything?
msg * Anything Else?
goto :Start

:face2
start http://69.63.181.16/
goto exit

:cmd
start
goto exit

:remote
shutdown -i
goto anything?

:play
start www.playlist.com
goto exit2

:blocked
notepad c:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc\hosts
goto exit2

:taskmgr
taskmgr.exe
goto anything?

:matrix
color 2
echo %random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%%random%
goto matrix

:32
START C:/WINDOWS/System32
goto anything?

:calc
C:/windows\system32\calc.exe
goto anything?

:paint
C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\mspaint.exe
goto anything?

:chat
C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\winchat.exe
goto anything?

:correct
cls
echo                                        Welcome Teo.
ping localhost -n 3 >nul
goto Start

:hinthelp
cls
echo It's My PSP's Password
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
cls
goto question

:stupid
cls
msg * do you think i'm that stupid?!
msg * I'm Insulted!
exit

:dir
cls
dir
ping localhost -n 10 >nul
goto anything?

:echoon
@echo on
goto Start

:chara
C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\CHARMAP.exe
goto anything?

:charamake
C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32\eudcedit.exe
goto anything?

:telnet
cls
telnet

:batcalc
cls
:begin
echo --------------------------------------------------------------
echo Welcome to Batch Calculator
echo --------------------------------------------------------------
echo.
set /p sum=
set /a ans=%sum%
echo.
echo = %ans%
echo --------------------------------------------------------------
pause
cls
echo Previous Answer: %ans%
goto begin 

Step 2: Saving

After copying all that script, paste it in the Notepad/Text Document you previously opened up. Then go up to Save as and save it on your Desktop as "watever.bat".

The ".bat" part is crucial for the script to run properly. It lets your computer know how and what to save it as.

Step 3: The End

If you did it correctly a "menu looking thing" should appear and ask for a password, then if properly typed and entered another "menu looking thing" should appear and give you some options to choose from.



I am not telling you to do this, and if you do something wrong or even if you did something right and something bad still happens, I am not responsible.

On a happier note.... Please comment and criticize so I can be a better ...... instructabler. I love to talk to my readers and enjoy the conversation.




Good luck

really good file, but i have another question is there a way to echo large quantities of text?
I do believe that the timeout for the PING command must be an integer. A.K.A: Not 0.00000000000000000000001 or whatever you had it as.
great menu you should add games

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