Bike thieves are a pain in the bottom; I thought that I would get my own back.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you  . . . the bike spike.

When locking your bicycle in a dodgy area simply remove your saddle and replace it with the bike spike.

Please read on  . . .

Step 1: Materials and tools

A piece of wood and a chisel.

I took a piece of my Eucalyptus firewood.

<p>Legalities aside, what's to say someone won't just do a stand and ride. Peddling it without sitting down. </p>
I may do it
Nice "Dad's Army" quote!
Stupid boy !
Don't panic!
<p>We're doomed !</p>
<p>We're doomed !</p>
<p>Maybe just a THREADED―sharpened or not―piece of chisel wood of about 3 feet long that when riding goes on a holder (like surfers use to carry the surfboards. It wouldn't be a booby trap because is obvious to anyone, but the deterrent would be the time spent in undoing the stick. A thief needs the time to undo the thread.</p>
Funny but illegal. It falls under the booby trap law. Not to mention if someone fell on it ud be in serious trouble! But still funny.
It's not designed to trap your booby. Or do you have a different riding style to me?
Booby traps are hidden, or have hidden triggers. <br> <br>The author has even given a visual warning of the dangers! <br>
+1<br> <br> Everything in plain sight. You steel it. You ride it, You ouuuuuchhh!<br> <br> Impracticable, but ...... niiiiiiiiice!
HA Believe it or not, I once had a seat stolen off my bike. The bike was locked up securely but the seat had one of those quick disconnect levers and someone stole it. I took that lever off when I put a new seat on. <br>You would be surprised how difficult it is to ride a bike without a seat.
It's even harder without wheels.
This is why you should never ride your bike when drunk.
This is seriously funny. <br/>Tempting, very tempting.
Do it, do it !
Thanks man.
Thanks man.
This is not safe for innocent people walking by if this is in public. There are laws against this called mayhem laws. You could cause a child or adult to lose their eye or kill themselves.
Natural selection ?
I can think of something else to use in its place that would deter lots also...unless they were into that kind of thing in public. It'd also not dangerous at all lol. Thanks for the laugh)
Dear Mholland,<br> <br> Tee hee hee; Your comment made me think of the film , &quot; men who stare at goats&quot;.<br> <br> Actually, I think that your idea would work better than the spike; people would not go near &nbsp;it..<br> I would have to wait until the cover of darkness to collect my bike though.<br> <br> Kind Regardski<br> <br> FOH
I meant 'burn after reading', not 'Men who stare at goats',
Ya defiantly not a booby trap. A good idea to keep kids from taking your bike for a joy ride, oh wait that's the car, can you make one for a car?
Hello, did you read the comment left by Drakekay &nbsp;?<br> They left this link. . . &nbsp;I think you'll like it.<br> <br> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4ZYOBzEEs" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4ZYOBzEEs</a><br>
I saw this, and I ... <em>clenched!</em>
Look at it every day and by the end of the week you will be toned and fit.<br> <br> <a href="http://www.livestrong.com/article/483140-what-happens-when-you-do-butt-clenches-in-your-seat/" rel="nofollow">http://www.livestrong.com/article/483140-what-happens-when-you-do-butt-clenches-in-your-seat/</a>
Instead of Friend of Humanity you should name yourself Vlad Drakul or Vlad the Impaler. This Romanian king impaled thousands of his people and when the armies of his enemies saw this they were horrified.
Dear Bihawk,<br> <br> You may be onto something; when I was a child I had The Hamilyn Book Of Horror that featured among others Vlad the Impaler and the Countess Bathora.<br> I seem to remember that Vlad also invited all the tramps and gypsies to a huge banquet in a Hall and then locked the doors and burned it down; he wasn't nice.<br> <br> Maybe this bike spike is a latent effect of reading the book in my formative years.<br> <br> Best Wishes<br> <br> FOH<br> <br> <br>
haa haa this reminds me of the MagnaVolt car anti theft device from Robo cop!!! :D <br>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4ZYOBzEEs
What's to stop someone from picking it up and throwing it in the back of their truck?
Dear Reffner, <br> <br>Nothing will stop determined professional bike thieves with cutting equipment. <br> <br>Hopefully this spike would deter the small time thief who steals bikes individually; given a choice of bikes, mine would seem the less desirable. <br> <br>I am willing to accept the view though, that this will do nothing to stop my bike being stolen. <br> <br> <br>Kind Regards <br> <br>FOH <br>
Wouldn't the thief be able to remove the spike, or am I missing something?
Only if you carry a hex key around with you...
Far too lazy to do that, but exactly what to I would like to happen to whoever steels my bike. XD