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Step 3Bleach=perfume
Pour the perfume into the neighbors' backyard, or douse yourself in it. Refill the bottle with bleach, and put the cap back on.
It's probably a good idea to label the bottle, since even if you're smart enough to remember that it now is full of death-and burning liquid, rather than the original, more benign foul-smelling liquid, your friends/husband/dog/cousin you keep locked in the attic probably will mistakenly perfume themselves with bleach at some point. Bleach is a really good perfume, in that a really small amount will make you smell like it for days.
It's probably a good idea to label the bottle, since even if you're smart enough to remember that it now is full of death-and burning liquid, rather than the original, more benign foul-smelling liquid, your friends/husband/dog/cousin you keep locked in the attic probably will mistakenly perfume themselves with bleach at some point. Bleach is a really good perfume, in that a really small amount will make you smell like it for days.
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Jul 31, 2006. 12:25 PM=haineux=
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ALWAYS DILUTE BLEACH! If you don't dilute the bleach, you will burn holes in the cloth. (Sometimes it will happen immediately, sometimes it takes 5-6 washings.) DILUTE! DILUTE! OK!
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Dec 7, 2006. 10:28 PMprank (author)
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I haven't had any holes in my clothes, and I've had them for ~3 months now (and I've washed them at least once) I think the trick is to wash the clothing almost instantly--as soon as you see the bleach start to change the shirt color, rinse it out. There's so little spritzed bleach that it doesn't eat through the coton all that quickly.
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