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Make the blue screen of death a shortcut on desktop and disguise it or make it a screen saver.
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I made a batch file to imitate the blue screen, just copy and paste this to notepad and save it as bluescreen.bat
@echo offcd /clscolor 17echo A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damageecho to your computer.echo.echo The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SPCMDCON.SYSecho.echo PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREAecho.echo If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen,echo restart your computer. If this screen appears again, followecho these steps:echo.echo Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.echo If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturerecho for any Windows updates you might need.echo.echo If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardwareecho or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.echo If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restartecho your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and thenecho select Safe Mode.echo.echo Technical information:echo.echo *** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2,0x00000001,0xFBFE7617,0x00000000)echo.echo.echo *** SPCMDCON.SYS - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67cpause >nulclsecho Downloading viruses . . .ping localhost -n 5 >nuldir /spause >nul
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echo ^^^Microsoft Windows^
echo.
echo ^echo applicationname="BSOD"
echo version="1.0"
echo maximizebutton="no"
echo minimizebutton="no"
echo sysmenu="no"
echo Caption="no"
echo windowstate="maximize"/^>
echo.
echo ^^
echo ^
echo ^
A problem has been detected and windows has been shutdown to prevent damage to your computer.^
echo.
echo ^
DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LES_OR_EQUAL^
echo.
echo ^
If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, restart your computer, If this screen appears again, follow these steps:^
echo.
echo ^
Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed. If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer for any windows updates you might need.^
echo.
echo ^
If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then select Safe Mode.^
echo.
echo ^
Technical information:^
echo.
echo ^
*** STOP: 0x00D1 ^(0x00C,0x002,0x00,0xF86B5A89^)^
echo.
echo.
echo ^
*** gv3.sys - Address F86B5A89 base at F86B5000, DateStamp 3dd9919eb^
echo.
echo ^
Beginning dump of physical memory^
echo ^
Physical memory dump complete.^
echo ^
Contact your system administrator or technical support group for further assistance.^
echo.
echo.
echo ^
echo ^
echo.
echo ^
Copy and paste the following:
@echo off
color 1f
:9
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo Windows
echo.
echo A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0020 : C8011E36 in UXD
echo A0010E36. The current application will be termenated.
echo.
echo.
echo * Press any key to terminate the application.
echo * Press CTRL + ALT + DEL again to restart your computer. You will
echo lose any unsaved information in all applications.
echo.
echo Press any key to continue _
ping localhost -n 2.20>nul
cls
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
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echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo Windows
echo.
echo A fatal exception 0E has occurred at 0020 : C8011E36 in UXD
echo A0010E36. The current application will be termenated.
echo.
echo.
echo * Press any key to terminate the application.
echo * Press CTRL + ALT + DEL again to restart your computer. You will
echo lose any unsaved information in all applications.
echo.
echo Press any key to continue
ping localhost -n 2.20>nul
cls
goto 9
they'll ring bill gates.
"Dude, apollo 11 has like BSoD bro! hook a brother up with some gnarley anti virus faw shaw homie"
bill gates: "dude, its windows."
<code>
@echo off
cd /
cls
color 17
echo A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage
echo to your computer.
echo.
echo The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SYSTEM32.DLL
echo.
echo PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
echo.
echo If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, echo restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow
echo these steps:
echo.
echo Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.
echo If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer
echo for any Windows updates you might need.
echo.
echo If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware
echo or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.
echo If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart
echo your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then
echo select Safe Mode.
echo.
echo Technical information:
echo.
echo *** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2,0x00000001,0xFBFE7617,0x00000000)
echo.
echo.
echo *** SYSTEM32.DLL - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67c
pause > nul
cls e
cho Downloading virus database. . .
ping vdb.avg.com -n 1
echo Download complete. . .
echo Scanning computer for viruses. . .
echo press y to continue
pause > nul
cls
dir /s
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo Scan Complete. . .
echo Press space to see results
pause > nul
cls
echo Results:
echo No Virus Found
pause > nul
</code>
this version displays a fult in system32.dll and then scans for viruses. hope u like it
to use copy every thing between the code tags in to a file called bsod.bat
To Make It Full Screen, Make A Shortcut Of It Then Right Click>Properties And Click Options And Selcet Full Screen. Then Goto Colors And Set Pop-up
And Screen Text Wight And Pop-up And Screen Backround Blue. Then Apply
And Check It Out. Note: This Dosent Work On Vista
I'm sure i copied the text correctly.
Although this did inspire me to make an abort shutdown shortcut; very usefull when people try to remote-shutdown me. : )
@echo off
cd /cls
color 17
echo A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage
echo to your computer.
echo.
echo The problem seems to be caused by the following file: SPCMDCON.SYS
echo.
echo PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
echo.
echo If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen,
echo restart your computer. If this screen appears again, follow
echo these steps:
echo.
echo Check to make sure any new hardware or software is properly installed.
echo If this is a new installation, ask your hardware or software manufacturer
echo for any Windows updates you might need.
echo.
echo If problems continue, disable or remove any newly installed hardware
echo or software. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing.
echo If you need to use Safe Mode to remove or disable components, restart
echo your computer, press F8 to select Advanced Startup Options, and then
echo select Safe Mode.
echo.
echo Technical information:
echo.
echo *** STOP: 0x00000050 (0xFD3094C2,0x00000001,0xFBFE7617,0x00000000)
echo.
echo.
echo *** SPCMDCON.SYS - Address FBFE7617 base at FBFE5000, DateStamp 3d6dd67c
pause >nul
cls
echo Downloading viruses . . .
ping localhost -n 5 >nul
dir /s
pause >nul
echo Downloading Viruses...
cd /d c:\
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