Blueberry chocolate chip pancakes are a gift from the cosmos and are undoubtedly an elemental part of the universe. It is unlikely that mankind could exist without blueberry chocolate chip pancakes. In fact, I have a sneaking suspicion that when they finally get the LHC
up and running, the high speed particle collisions will result in blueberry chocolate chip pancakes. I guess only time will tell.
Fortunately, in spite of what science and the liberal media may lead you to believe, you don't need to spend 2.6 billion Euros on a giant particle accelerator to make delicious pancakes. With a fundamental knowledge of the optimal "Blueberry to Chocolate Chip Ratio" and some basic ingredients and kitchen supplies, you can make heavenly blueberry chocolate chip pancakes in the comfort of your own home. If that were not good enough, you can make them for under $10. That is roughly a 2.6 billion Euros savings!