IMG_3634.jpg
IMG_3620.jpg
IMG_3610.jpg
....hey I'm up here!

This silly scarf is the perfect gag for Halloween or April Fools!  Its super simple to make and will surely have all eyes on you.

Step 1: Inspiration

ladies.jpg
I saw this image on Pinterest (my newest obsession!)  After sending the link around to people in my office and seeing their reactions I knew this was a project worth making!

If your not on Pinterest its time to start!  You can check out my page here.

Step 2: Materials

IMG_3590.JPG
IMG_3586.JPG
Just a few materials necessary:
  • Nude color fabric - 6/5' x 7"
  • Pink fabric - enough for 2 circles each 1.5" diameter
  • Fiber Fill - pillow stuffind
  • 4 goggly eyes
  • Hot glue gun
  • Sewing Machine
  • Thread
  • Scissors

Step 3: Cut Pattern

Since this is so simple to make I didn't bother cutting a pattern first I just free handed it!

Cut Pattern:
  • Cut 2 pieces of fabric 6.5' long and 7" in width
  • Layer the pieces on top of each other then fold the fabric in half
  • Round the ends of the scarf so the breast is 7" in diameter (it doesn't have to be perfectly round, oval is better).  Then cut along the length of the scarf so the width is 6" (see image for notes).
  • Unfold the pieces so it is back to two pieces layered on top of each other

Step 4: Make Nipples

IMG_3640.jpg
IMG_3590.JPG
IMG_3592.JPG
IMG_3593.JPG
IMG_3597.JPG
  • Cut out two circles from the pink fabric 1.5" in diameter
  • Glue two googly eyes together (back-to-back)
  • Put a dot of glue on the top of the googly eye and place in the center of the pink circle
  • add glue around the edge of the googly eye and and push the fabric against it.  This will make the bump more prominent.
  • Glue the nipple to the center of the boob

Step 5: Sew Scarf

IMG_3642.JPG
Layer the two pattern pieces back to back (so the nipples are facing inward) and sew around the edge.  Leave a hole at one end of the scarf so you can turn it inside out and put the stuffing in.

Step 6: Stuff Scarf

IMG_3599.jpg
IMG_3600.jpg
IMG_3602.jpg
IMG_3605.jpg
I just stuffed the ends of the scarf. 
  • First, turn the scarf inside out.
  • Take a couple hand fulls of stuffing and put it inside the scarf through the hole you left.
  • Push the stuffing down to the other end of the scarf.  Since the scarf is long I used a yard stick to help with this.
  • Once one boob is stuffed stuff the other boob
  • Hand so the opening in the scarf using a slip stitch.

Step 7: Take it Outside!

IMG_3608.jpg
IMG_3637.jpg
IMG_3620.jpg
IMG_3610.jpg
SPOTTEDWilgubeast out at Starbucks with his boob scarf.  It caused quite a stir...
bajablue says: Oct 23, 2011. 4:03 PM
Darling idea... but they look so much cuter on the little elderly ladies... like Calender Girls!!! ;-D
Deadendshop34 says: Sep 2, 2011. 7:54 PM
+99 to epic awesomeness!!
cerqueic says: Sep 2, 2011. 2:50 PM
Is this work appropriate? Will my boss still take me seriously if I wear this? and will it work with the clap off bra?
Sabata says: Aug 31, 2011. 7:32 AM
I had high hopes for this 'ible when I saw the tittle, I mean title.
Carleyy (author) says: Aug 30, 2011. 10:11 PM
Does any one else keep going back to the picture of Wade about to take a sip? I can't stop looking at it, its mesmerizing.
ChrysN says: Aug 30, 2011. 4:49 PM
I saw that on Pinterest too, so funny!
Carleyy (author) in reply to ChrysNAug 30, 2011. 10:09 PM
Thanks. I could only use a couple of them because I was laughing so hard during the photo shoot. But I have to say, the model was very professional ;)
The Ideanator says: Aug 30, 2011. 9:14 PM
Need to make this into a neck pillow for car rides, it also needs tats and nipple rings.
annahowardshaw says: Aug 30, 2011. 8:27 PM
Finally, something to wear with my dick hat!
R.A.T.M says: Aug 30, 2011. 7:57 PM
woooo
cdawisconsin says: Aug 30, 2011. 5:07 PM
These pictures are priceless. So funny.
angelabchua says: Aug 30, 2011. 4:12 PM
im standing up clapping. BRAVO
leeski says: Aug 30, 2011. 3:54 PM
Can I order one in a dolly parton size! it's not for me, it's for a friend
angelabchua in reply to leeskiAug 30, 2011. 4:11 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAH
zazenergy says: Aug 30, 2011. 3:49 PM
UH-mazing!
mikeasaurus says: Aug 30, 2011. 3:49 PM
Amazing!
More of these need to worn out, by everyone!

Pro

Get More Out of Instructables

Already have an Account?

close

PDF Downloads
As a Pro member, you will gain access to download any Instructable in the PDF format. You also have the ability to customize your PDF download.

Upgrade to Pro today!