Boobs In A Box

Boobs In A Box
Boobs in a Box make wonderful gifts.

Things you will need; boobs, box, something to cut a hole in the box, and someone to open the box.


This is how you do it.
 
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Step 1Cut A Hole In the Box

Cut A Hole In the Box
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Feb 4, 2011. 5:59 PMDJDEADMAU4 says:
two more holes in the front pls.....then well talk....:)
Aug 23, 2008. 5:10 PMcodongolev says:
except you can't really do it the way you can with the... um.... "other version" because you'd have to be topless, and that's a dead giveaway.
Mar 11, 2010. 2:37 PMJyssa says:
naw - just wear a button front shirt, opened, so it looks like you have a shirt over a lower fronted singlet or something. Or really wear a singlet, with a stretchy neckline, and just yank it down to stick your boobs out into the box. :) Everywhere else is covered!
Jan 11, 2009. 5:49 AMcarpespasm says:
It's just going to be paired with an instructable where you cut holes in a shirt.
May 9, 2008. 10:45 AMmysterious ninja of fire says:
this reminds me of the christmas part of madtvs dick in a box
Feb 21, 2010. 10:34 PMkiwiperson says:
that was funny
Jan 2, 2010. 1:27 AMabadfart says:
 it was SNL
Jun 12, 2008. 7:01 AMR4Man18 says:
It reminds me of the actor Chris Elliott.
May 28, 2008. 1:40 AMWard_Nox says:
SNL not Mad tv
Jan 21, 2009. 7:38 AMslimguy379 says:
yeah i was about to correct them, SNL....
Mar 12, 2009. 2:44 AMshotbythelite says:
(high pitched voice) 1. You cut a hole in a box. 2. You put your junk in that boox! 3. You make her open the box. And thats how you do it! Its my (blubber) in a box!
Jan 2, 2010. 1:25 AMabadfart says:
 not gona give you a diamond ring 
Nov 20, 2009. 8:02 PMGage987 says:
god i love that song.
Dec 10, 2009. 11:58 PMaikduck says:
FreakCitySF is hot
Feb 15, 2009. 9:25 PMlobo_pal says:
Best gift ever!
May 25, 2008. 12:58 PMikem says:
It is a funny way to handle sexuality! :)
May 2, 2008. 12:29 AMWannaBButch says:
There's no way mine would fit in those tiny holes.
Nov 23, 2007. 1:48 PMlil_timmy1990 says:
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Apr 14, 2008. 4:16 PMYerboogieman says:
that song is funny
Apr 6, 2008. 6:17 PMBurgdorf says:
step 3 is hot
Apr 1, 2008. 7:17 PMSteeljack says:
And that's the way you do it!
Mar 20, 2008. 3:57 PMxabc says:
can i look
Feb 27, 2008. 4:26 PMTheInventor says:
demo?lol
Jun 13, 2007. 2:21 AMfrostbyte says:
Hmmmm... I must be looking at this all wrong... (no pun intended) The techy in me (or is it 'geek'?) sort of took over (maybe it's the engineer in me??) and I started to come up with ways to make it more comfortable to use. Seems like a rather 'rough' design to me.
Aug 14, 2007. 2:24 AMADevil4LostBoys says:
Yeah, no offense or anything... but If I made it, I might smooth out the edges a tad...<br/><br/>Cardboard cuts + Boobs = *tear*<br/>
Feb 15, 2008. 8:52 AMninjaimasta says:
lol two red rings
Sep 30, 2008. 1:29 PMkmc512 says:
LOL
Jul 3, 2007. 11:21 PMjongscx says:
...I believe the point is not how comfortable it would be to use, as it would ideally be removed and tossed aside just as quickly as it was made.
Jul 7, 2007. 5:57 AMfrostbyte says:
Be assured, I agree completely with your final assesment - tossed aside rather quickly. Sometimes I'm a bit on the geeky side, and sometimes I'm a bit on the gawky side. I guess this time I geeked when I should have gawked. However, I think that communication in this form is most difficult to flavor with tenor and tone - so often the irony of something is missed completely by some when others think it is most obvious. To me, it was obvious that I was being 'ironic'. Sorry if I was too obtuse. Next time I'll just ask where the batteries go. ;-) All in all, this is one great site, eh??? (Huh... where DO the batteries go???)
Feb 9, 2008. 12:13 PMDeLorean4905 says:
I see some muffin top out of the box... jk but at the last halloween party i went to, there were at least 4 pecker-in-a-box's
Oct 31, 2007. 3:24 PMWurdBendur says:
I hope someone gives me one of these!
Feb 3, 2008. 5:37 PMPhoghat says:
If you HOPE for this, you will never get it
Dec 22, 2007. 8:27 AMmasterochicken says:
Because it must be done.
I'm putting it here.
Dec 17, 2007. 5:29 PMgibbon says:
But if she's already naked, wouldn't you expect to see boobs in the box?
Nov 27, 2007. 5:35 PMicedog515 says:
omg ur right!!
Nov 18, 2007. 6:11 PMJerBear says:
**opens box** "oh, I get it..." lol
Oct 31, 2007. 3:33 PMWurdBendur says:
I see some boob through the box! But not enough to keep me interested. :(
Aug 28, 2007. 11:14 AMpyroman47 says:
show us the front!!!!
Jun 13, 2007. 11:58 AMFreakCitySF says:
One cut a hole in the box. Two stick your boobs in the box. Three open the box. It's my boobs in a box! Hey i just got that bread cutter you used. It cuts bagels effortlessly. It's a nice knife!
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