Introduction: Boobs in a Box

Boobs in a Box make wonderful gifts.

Things you will need; boobs, box, something to cut a hole in the box, and someone to open the box.


This is how you do it.

Step 1: Cut a Hole in the Box

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Step 2: Cut Another Hole in the Box


Step 3: Stick Your Rack in the Box


Step 4: Have Your Man Open the Box


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saiyanmonkey555 (author)2014-03-23

I wanna open that present SO bad

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saiyanmonkey555 (author)2014-03-21

Show the man's point of view!!!!!!!

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BABLOON1424 (author)2013-07-26

Super inappropriate flagged

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DJDEADMAU4 (author)2011-02-04

two more holes in the front pls.....then well talk....:)

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codongolev (author)2008-08-23

except you can't really do it the way you can with the... um.... "other version" because you'd have to be topless, and that's a dead giveaway.

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Jyssa (author)codongolev2010-03-11

naw - just wear a button front shirt, opened, so it looks like you have a shirt over a lower fronted singlet or something. Or really wear a singlet, with a stretchy neckline, and just yank it down to stick your boobs out into the box. :) Everywhere else is covered!

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carpespasm (author)codongolev2009-01-11

It's just going to be paired with an instructable where you cut holes in a shirt.

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this reminds me of the christmas part of madtvs dick in a box

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that was funny

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 it was SNL

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SNL not Mad tv

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slimguy379 (author)Ward_Nox2009-01-21

yeah i was about to correct them, SNL....

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It reminds me of the actor Chris Elliott.

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shotbythelite (author)2009-03-12

(high pitched voice) 1. You cut a hole in a box. 2. You put your junk in that boox! 3. You make her open the box. And thats how you do it! Its my (blubber) in a box!

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abadfart (author)shotbythelite2010-01-02

 not gona give you a diamond ring 

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Gage987 (author)shotbythelite2009-11-20

god i love that song.

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aikduck (author)2009-12-10

FreakCitySF is hot

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lobo_pal (author)2009-02-15

Best gift ever!

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frostbyte (author)2007-06-13

Hmmmm... I must be looking at this all wrong... (no pun intended) The techy in me (or is it 'geek'?) sort of took over (maybe it's the engineer in me??) and I started to come up with ways to make it more comfortable to use. Seems like a rather 'rough' design to me.

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Yeah, no offense or anything... but If I made it, I might smooth out the edges a tad...<br/><br/>Cardboard cuts + Boobs = *tear*<br/>

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Not at all, the box is fine. And the cardboard container is too.

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kmc512 (author)Doctor Popular2008-09-30

LOL

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lol two red rings

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jongscx (author)frostbyte2007-07-03

...I believe the point is not how comfortable it would be to use, as it would ideally be removed and tossed aside just as quickly as it was made.

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frostbyte (author)jongscx2007-07-07

Be assured, I agree completely with your final assesment - tossed aside rather quickly. Sometimes I'm a bit on the geeky side, and sometimes I'm a bit on the gawky side. I guess this time I geeked when I should have gawked. However, I think that communication in this form is most difficult to flavor with tenor and tone - so often the irony of something is missed completely by some when others think it is most obvious. To me, it was obvious that I was being 'ironic'. Sorry if I was too obtuse. Next time I'll just ask where the batteries go. ;-) All in all, this is one great site, eh??? (Huh... where DO the batteries go???)

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ikem (author)2008-05-25

It is a funny way to handle sexuality! :)

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WannaBButch (author)2008-05-02

There's no way mine would fit in those tiny holes.

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Yerboogieman (author)2008-04-14

that song is funny

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Burgdorf (author)2008-04-06

step 3 is hot

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Steeljack (author)2008-04-01

And that's the way you do it!

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xabc (author)2008-03-20

can i look

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TheInventor (author)2008-02-27

demo?lol

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DeLorean4905 (author)2008-02-09

I see some muffin top out of the box... jk but at the last halloween party i went to, there were at least 4 pecker-in-a-box's

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WurdBendur (author)2007-10-31

I hope someone gives me one of these!

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Phoghat (author)WurdBendur2008-02-03

If you HOPE for this, you will never get it

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masterochicken (author)2007-12-22

Because it must be done.
I'm putting it here.

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gibbon (author)2007-12-17

But if she's already naked, wouldn't you expect to see boobs in the box?

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icedog515 (author)2007-11-27

omg ur right!!

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JerBear (author)2007-11-18

**opens box** "oh, I get it..." lol

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WurdBendur (author)2007-10-31

I see some boob through the box! But not enough to keep me interested. :(

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pyroman47 (author)2007-08-28

show us the front!!!!

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FreakCitySF (author)2007-06-13

One cut a hole in the box. Two stick your boobs in the box. Three open the box. It's my boobs in a box! Hey i just got that bread cutter you used. It cuts bagels effortlessly. It's a nice knife!

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*lmao* I love the "Dick in a Box" skit on SNL... best thing ever... My gf and I are planning on doing the "dick in a box" costume for Hell-o-ween... Too bad we are ill-equipped... lol!

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bhagawan (author)2007-07-31

Aphrodisiac genius.

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CrustyCrayon (author)2007-07-28

Ha ha ha Put your rank in da box!

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The Dave (author)2007-04-09

You got this from "Dick in a Box"

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Doctor Popular (author)The Dave2007-04-09

You win some candy!

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The Dave (author)Doctor Popular2007-04-10

Dr. Poopular

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Doctor Popular (author)The Dave2007-04-10

You don't like candy?

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I like Candy, but would like more pictures instead

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