Boobs In A Box

Boobs in a Box make wonderful gifts.

Things you will need; boobs, box, something to cut a hole in the box, and someone to open the box.


This is how you do it.

Step 1 Cut A Hole In the Box

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Comments

[DJDEADMAU4]

two more holes in the front pls.....then well talk....:)

[codongolev]

except you can't really do it the way you can with the... um.... "other version" because you'd have to be topless, and that's a dead giveaway.

[Jyssa]

naw - just wear a button front shirt, opened, so it looks like you have a shirt over a lower fronted singlet or something. Or really wear a singlet, with a stretchy neckline, and just yank it down to stick your boobs out into the box. :) Everywhere else is covered!

[carpespasm]

It's just going to be paired with an instructable where you cut holes in a shirt.

[mysterious ninja of fire]

this reminds me of the christmas part of madtvs dick in a box

[kiwiperson]

that was funny

[abadfart]

 it was SNL

[R4Man18]

It reminds me of the actor Chris Elliott.

[Ward_Nox]

SNL not Mad tv

[slimguy379]

yeah i was about to correct them, SNL....

[shotbythelite]

(high pitched voice) 1. You cut a hole in a box. 2. You put your junk in that boox! 3. You make her open the box. And thats how you do it! Its my (blubber) in a box!

[abadfart]

 not gona give you a diamond ring 

[Gage987]

god i love that song.

[aikduck]

FreakCitySF is hot

[lobo_pal]

Best gift ever!

[ikem]

It is a funny way to handle sexuality! :)

[WannaBButch]

There's no way mine would fit in those tiny holes.

[lil_timmy1990]

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[Yerboogieman]

that song is funny

[Burgdorf]

step 3 is hot

[Steeljack]

And that's the way you do it!

[xabc]

can i look

[TheInventor]

demo?lol

[frostbyte]

Hmmmm... I must be looking at this all wrong... (no pun intended) The techy in me (or is it 'geek'?) sort of took over (maybe it's the engineer in me??) and I started to come up with ways to make it more comfortable to use. Seems like a rather 'rough' design to me.

[ADevil4LostBoys]

Yeah, no offense or anything... but If I made it, I might smooth out the edges a tad...<br/><br/>Cardboard cuts + Boobs = *tear*<br/>

[ninjaimasta]

lol two red rings

[Doctor Popular]

Not at all, the box is fine. And the cardboard container is too.

[kmc512]

LOL

[jongscx]

...I believe the point is not how comfortable it would be to use, as it would ideally be removed and tossed aside just as quickly as it was made.

[frostbyte]

Be assured, I agree completely with your final assesment - tossed aside rather quickly. Sometimes I'm a bit on the geeky side, and sometimes I'm a bit on the gawky side. I guess this time I geeked when I should have gawked. However, I think that communication in this form is most difficult to flavor with tenor and tone - so often the irony of something is missed completely by some when others think it is most obvious. To me, it was obvious that I was being 'ironic'. Sorry if I was too obtuse. Next time I'll just ask where the batteries go. ;-) All in all, this is one great site, eh??? (Huh... where DO the batteries go???)

[DeLorean4905]

I see some muffin top out of the box... jk but at the last halloween party i went to, there were at least 4 pecker-in-a-box's

[WurdBendur]

I hope someone gives me one of these!

[Phoghat]

If you HOPE for this, you will never get it

[masterochicken]

Because it must be done.
I'm putting it here.

[gibbon]

But if she's already naked, wouldn't you expect to see boobs in the box?

[icedog515]

omg ur right!!

[JerBear]

**opens box** "oh, I get it..." lol

[WurdBendur]

I see some boob through the box! But not enough to keep me interested. :(

[pyroman47]

show us the front!!!!

[FreakCitySF]

One cut a hole in the box. Two stick your boobs in the box. Three open the box. It's my boobs in a box! Hey i just got that bread cutter you used. It cuts bagels effortlessly. It's a nice knife!