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Step 5Cut the doll
Quite possibly, the most funnest step ever imaginable.
Who hasn't, at one time or another, dreamed of letting loose loose and emulating Jack-the-Ripper. Movies like "American Psycho" show that this can be an extremely fun, rewarding, and stress relieving pastime, while movies like "Pretty Woman" also help fuel the urge by having a street walking protagonist (Julia Roberts) who is just begging to be stabbed. Video games like the "Grand Theft" series help alleviate some of this pent up trollop-directed rage, but this step is perfect for those of us who desire a more tangible release of aggression.
The hardest part of this step will be getting the hole in the torso. The torso is the only part of the doll's body that is made of hard plastic. I attempted repeatedly slicing up and down with my swiss army knife, but only made scratch. I ended up having to heat my knife over a stove multiple times, and slowly widen the hole until it was large enough for the normal knife to fit through. Although time consuming, this heating / melting process left the nice effect of a gruesome charred cavity in the center of the dolls chest.
The head of the doll is much easier to get a hole through. Basically just remove the head from the doll, and stab it with the knife. Make the hole in the back of the head wider than just a slice, so it will be easier for the knife to pass through. Put the head back on, and give the doll a test run of her new resting place, making sure all the knives fit and whatnot.
Who hasn't, at one time or another, dreamed of letting loose loose and emulating Jack-the-Ripper. Movies like "American Psycho" show that this can be an extremely fun, rewarding, and stress relieving pastime, while movies like "Pretty Woman" also help fuel the urge by having a street walking protagonist (Julia Roberts) who is just begging to be stabbed. Video games like the "Grand Theft" series help alleviate some of this pent up trollop-directed rage, but this step is perfect for those of us who desire a more tangible release of aggression.
The hardest part of this step will be getting the hole in the torso. The torso is the only part of the doll's body that is made of hard plastic. I attempted repeatedly slicing up and down with my swiss army knife, but only made scratch. I ended up having to heat my knife over a stove multiple times, and slowly widen the hole until it was large enough for the normal knife to fit through. Although time consuming, this heating / melting process left the nice effect of a gruesome charred cavity in the center of the dolls chest.
The head of the doll is much easier to get a hole through. Basically just remove the head from the doll, and stab it with the knife. Make the hole in the back of the head wider than just a slice, so it will be easier for the knife to pass through. Put the head back on, and give the doll a test run of her new resting place, making sure all the knives fit and whatnot.
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Jun 11, 2010. 8:38 AMTheInventor1997
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*GAG*
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Dec 8, 2008. 6:47 AMmazeka.14
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Tetranitrate, you are awesome!! :)
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