Bratz Knife Block

Step 7 Attach the doll and finish it up

To attach the doll to the block, simply hot glue certain parts of her body to the wood. If you did the same things as me from the last step then read on, otherwise just glue whatever feels loose.

- The first thing to glue would be the dismembered arm. You want it just far enough away so that the blood on her remaining stump is clearly visible. Next you want to glue her stump into place, so that it does not move, and ruin the effect of a freshly severed arm. The last photo shows closeup of what all this looks like.

- The other important thing to glue, would be the "bone" of her calf to the "skin" of her calf. When colored red with sharpie, the hot glue has an aesthetically pleasing look, similar to that of bloody muscle mass. (Which goes great between the bone and skin!)

- Now just hot glue the head, torso, left leg, and right arm in place, and you are finished!

All that is left, is to sit back and enjoy having your friends and family worry about your mental health.

Comments

[dedebe4]

I'm a Mom of two daughters. The eldest went through a Barbie phase and the younger one wanted Brats. I love your knife block. After the older one was done with Barbie she asked for one last Barbie cake but with a twist. First we hacked off her long legs because I always had to make too many layers to hide her abnormally long legs. The younger one was a bit upset when we did that one. We also washed her hair for the famous "this Barbie got wet" look. Their hair doesn't do too well after kids try to wash it. Now for our last escapade. My youngest daughter is 13 and for this past Halloween she was her own creation. She was the World's best Baby Sitter. We got part of the idea from one of the Addams Family movies when their daughter comes down the stairs and says she IS dressed up for Halloween. When asked what she is dressed up as she replies, "I'm a homocidal maniac, they look just like everyone else." So my teen dressed cute and would go to the door and say she wanted baby sitting jobs and even had real cards printed for this. Then she'd say,"I'm real good at keeping kids quiet" and from behind her back she would produce a large Barbie head (from a make up / hair-do big Barbie that we'd hacked the head off of and painted red around the wound). She held the doll by the hair and we'd put duct tape over her mouth. We all thought it was great, but.....it is odd; she hasn't gotten any baby sitting calls, but we don't have that many little ones around here anyway!

[Iridium7]

the Halloween story reminds me of mine. (WAVEY WAVEY WAVEY WAVEY) I was going for a Death costume and my awesome mom made It look scary as hell. I am not kidding I looked like a Ring Wraith, topped off with the plastic Scythe. So I walked up to this old ladys house and when she opened the door, she stopped dead in her tracks and stood there breathing abnormally loudly, then I told her I was just some kid. I laughed so hard when I came home I almost lost my breath. LOL

[Orn310]

I can make a guess why! (oh and tetra, great instructable!)

[sev17]

rofl

[jcampbell]

You mean you don't have that many little ones around there ANYMORE!

[mysterygirl154]

you should look at the barbie electric chair

[Tetranitrate]

That ... is ... awesome.

[irongus]

Brilliant, simply Brilliant! I have to let my daughter read this for next year. I think the Addams Family is a good influence and a great place to get parenting advice.:-)

[mikroskoritsi]

A barbie doll mixed with a prostitute, what is wrong with this? My cousin plays with bratz dolls. Honestly, they just need a caring adult to tear them out of their hands and throw them away.

[Gnome768]

You Should Totally make another one of these

[bigfootduck]

SWEET! SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY COLLEGE SISTERS' OLD BARBIES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA

[Sariko]

...Wow. Is it sad that my first thought in regards to this instructable wasn't 'yay, those horrible dolls are being mutilated for the sake of entertainment', but instead 'Hm, I wonder if he had one lying around or if he actually went out and bought one, thereby increasing profits for the company'.