Think about breasts. Think warmth, joy, and happy memories.
The human breast is the first thing a person goes looking for when they are born.
Breasts provide everything the baby needs: food, comfort, and warmth.
Unlike many things in this world, breasts are not sharp and will not put your eye out.
Is it any wonder human beings like breasts so much?

By contrast, your average computer mouse is just not that great.
But what if you could make this "human interface device" much more human...

Step 1: Get Some Artificial Breasts

The various shopping search sites all have them. I got these on ebay.
You can get them individually, but that seemed wrong. So I ordered a pair.

The box says:
Finally a fuller figure that feels
and looks as natural as
your own breasts.
One size fits all."

They look a bit odd. Sort of a very thin plastic bag containing a soft heavy breast-shaped rubber thing. I don't think the plastic is intended to be removed. The syntho-ectoplasm inside is probably more toxic than "happy fun ball". The nipple is the same color as the rest of the unit.

But they feel a whole lot more natural "than my own breasts", which are a pair of manly pects.
After they've warmed up it's kind of spooky.

Notice the example of cleavage on the package. It appears to have been drawn with a pencil. These must have been manufactured in a country where real cleavage is absent or illegal.

Okay, so you are weird. Not a bad thing. So am I. keep up the good work.
wat brand r those
How would you use the scroll-wheel once the "breast" is in place? Or do you just have to do it the old fashioned way and use the bar on the side of the window? :p
i have the same laptop
I think this project should be swapped with Star's hand shifter knob. :-)
<a href="http://www.instructables.com/id/Surrealist_Human_Hand_Stick_Shifter/">http://www.instructables.com/id/Surrealist_Human_Hand_Stick_Shifter/</a><br/>
what a way to get fired i once thought if i think about breast to long the government will confiscate my mind for "classified uses"
. "THAT" - as I said in the Classik, "Is rooly cool". Hmmmm If you had a left handed version and a lickable screen, you could have the whole set. Perhaps something to strap under the desk to give some extra traction might be nice too.
you, laddie, are someone who I probably will have to keep an eye on. I'll be watching you...
tim, i have 3 simple words for you... you. are. weird!
.....the nipple is weird...i think your boobie has a melanoma
I would just like to say for the record that not all nipples are pink. ;)
Good to know...... Why did we have to know that?
Just like people.
Really? ;}
of course their not...but most aren't crunchy looking....could just be the picture...but the one on that fake boob looks like it's got burnt cornflakes on it
looks like a yarmulkah
That is exactly what i though! =P<br/>
Very, uhh, Unique!
lol I want one! haha
wow, you have way too much time on your hands....<br/><br/><sup>but nice instructable... yumm...</sup><br/>
what is most amazing about this instructable is that you are putting the breast over that same hacked up mouse that you bought in '04
lol this is funny. i bet breast mouse was a second choice for names.
family website. but it starts with t and ends with it too.
*snickers* lol
LOL! Too funny. What's hillarous is that a t*tmouse isn't even a mouse at all:<br/><br/><a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tufted_Titmouse">The Wikipedia listing</a><br/>
i did a similar thing to a joystick, once...similar but different. too distracting to get any work done.
You can buy these on eBay.
That's where I got this pair. I found some in a parking lot once. It took a while to figure out what they were. That's how I found out they existed.
<em>I found some in a parking lot once.</em><br/>I bet there is a fascinating story behind that!<br/>
I actually saw a Boob Mouse on eBay already made. But I can't find it now. All I see are Boob Mouse pads. Wonder where they went. They looked just like this.
Sweet! You might want to mention the &quot;squishy breast&quot; instructable on here. It shows how to make your own breasts, if you are a woman. If not, either your girlfriends.... <sup>or your mothers... bwa ha ha</sup><br/>
LOL Ok, are you going to call it the Tit Mouse by any chance?
Yes, but MY kind of sick! Hey , Tim! In that last picture we can see just what you have on YOUR mind.
<em>we can see just what you have on YOUR mind.</em><br/>*rimshot*<br/><br/>Can I formally request a photo of the backlit breast mouse in the dark?<br/>I don't want to know what you did to the little mouse-joystick thing in the middle of your laptop keyboard...<br/>
Well done, thanks for sharing.
I love this! It's good to know there's a use for those breast enhancer things. :D
I would never get anything done using it like that. Stress ball maybe.

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Bio: Tim Anderson is the author of the "Heirloom Technology" column in Make Magazine. He is co-founder of www.zcorp.com, manufacturers of "3D Printer" output ... More »
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