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Step 2Color in the Nipples
They leave the nipples blank so you can customize them.
I chose "sharpie brown" for mine, which turned out well.
I considered trying to make the IBM "Trackpoint" red dot thing on the keyboard into the nipple, but couldn't figure out a good way to do that. According to wikipedia some people call that a "keyboard nipple".
Speaking of nipples, have you ever wondered why men have them? Or if those male nipples are good for anything? Well, it turns out that if a baby attempts to nurse on a man, eventually [http://web.archive.org/web/20040612183349/http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_700634.html he may produce milk.] That ability may have been selected for during an extinction event that nearly wiped out our species. Evidence of a recent near-extinction event includes our extreme lack of genetic diversity compared to other large mammals.
During the terrible conditions that caused near-extinction, the ability to nurse on a male may have saved the life of one of our infant ancestors.
And why are we called mammals? Because we have breasts and they are very important to us.
We've got all sorts breast-related abilities and instincts. For instance, a newborn baby, without any assistance, will find the mother's breast and start nursing, even if the mother is unconscious.
I chose "sharpie brown" for mine, which turned out well.
I considered trying to make the IBM "Trackpoint" red dot thing on the keyboard into the nipple, but couldn't figure out a good way to do that. According to wikipedia some people call that a "keyboard nipple".
Speaking of nipples, have you ever wondered why men have them? Or if those male nipples are good for anything? Well, it turns out that if a baby attempts to nurse on a man, eventually [http://web.archive.org/web/20040612183349/http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_700634.html he may produce milk.] That ability may have been selected for during an extinction event that nearly wiped out our species. Evidence of a recent near-extinction event includes our extreme lack of genetic diversity compared to other large mammals.
During the terrible conditions that caused near-extinction, the ability to nurse on a male may have saved the life of one of our infant ancestors.
And why are we called mammals? Because we have breasts and they are very important to us.
We've got all sorts breast-related abilities and instincts. For instance, a newborn baby, without any assistance, will find the mother's breast and start nursing, even if the mother is unconscious.
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