P.S. Thanks randofo for the feature!
Step 1: Gather Materials
-10-20 minutes (depending on how good of a job you want to do)
-Shirt you want to hack
-Flat shoelaces (You could use round, but it I think it would look dumb, but I encourage you to try it if you want to.
-Scissors. My scissors are made by "Fiskars," which sounds like a cat food name to me.