Burning Man Skills

Step 19 The Magnificent Pee Bottle

Don't pee on the Playa! The nitrates make the airport think Billy is a walking bomb just cuz he's covered in playa dust. Also it's harmful to the little playa critters.

So here it is, the pee bottle! True luxury! Everyone has their own portable restroom! The convenience and comfort of a hundred years ago, when a "commode" was a piece of furniture you could put in any room.
In the morning you can see throngs of people strolling to the portapotties to dump theirs pee bottles into the thrones.

If only it could all be saved and used for the nitrate-rich fertilizer it is. I hear Yemen has latrines that catch the urine and dry it out for nitrates.

Comments

[reedzilla]

it's....it's glorious...

[theawesomeninja]

Liquid gold, my friend

[richardofearth]

I like to use fabric softener bottles. You can pull out the spout and you have a nice wide opening. It's also hard to confuse it with a water bottle.

[earth_rabbit]

It just sucks when other people pee in YOUR bottle. You wake up after a urineless night and there are two full bottles sitting right out side your tent, like children waking up their parents on Christmas morning.

[peach_fart]

ahh, the all powerful pee bottle...