Picture of Butt Table
A Butt Table is a table made from the butt slices of a tree.  Here is one way to make yourself a butt table.

Step 1: What's a Butt Table ??

Picture of What's a Butt Table ??
A picture is worth a thousand words . . .
sconnors2 years ago
Your base is very narrow. Looks like the table would be inclined to tip sideways. Maybe putting the pieces in a cross shape would be more stable? I would think the base should be almost the size of the top.
cobinrox (author)  sconnors2 years ago
Yah I think you're right about the feet length, I'll update the 'able about that issue.
sconnors2 years ago
Since my previous comment was pretty obscure, I created my first instructable to show what I meant. http://www.instructables.com/id/Jig-for-surfacing-with-a-router/
cobinrox (author)  sconnors2 years ago
EGG SALAD! (Excellent!)
That's great!
I'll add a link to your 'able. Dang wish I had thought of that alonnnnnnng time ago!
drhs912 years ago
*snicker* "butt"
sconnors2 years ago
I used a router mounted in the center of a board over twice as long as the diameter of the round. Level up a support on each side and rout off the high spots.
Gadisha2 years ago
I like big butts and I can not lie... ;) No really, I love the way this table looks and laughed my butt off while reading this Instructable!!!
Hope you get prize. Anyway, This is what ibles should strive to be. Informative, and filled with humor. Give us more...........!
annieannie2 years ago
This table is absolutely beautiful!!! I would put it in my house in a NY minute :)
OMG I totally cracked up reading the directions....lolol !!!!!!!!!!! GREAT sense of humor :) voted and fav'd this!
jbrecken2 years ago
I think you're matching the wrong shape - you traced the bottom of the branch where it will line up with the top of the feet but then you're drawing it on the bottom of the feet, so you'll end up with the mirror image of the hole you really want. This only works if your branch is symmetrical.
cobinrox (author)  jbrecken2 years ago
DOH! You're right!!!
I'll have to add an extra step to de-blooberfy that part of the instructable.
Thanks for the tip.
gcanders2 years ago
It looks pretty solid. Nice job.
Great instructable! :D

And this:
"Ah, yes it is a real table, covered with crap in record time."
had me rolling. hahah!