Buttermilk Biscuits and Vegetarian Sausage Gravy

Seriously, they're effin' delicious. . .and they're sure to fool any of your flesh-gobbling friends.

Step 1: The Best Buttermilk Biscuits Ever

You'll Need:

Hardware:

• - large mixing bowl
• - muffin tins
• - your hands

Software:

• - 3 cups all purpose flour
• - 2 tablespoons sugar
• - 4 tablespoons baking powder
• - 1 teaspoon salt
• - 1 teaspoon baking soda
• - .75 cups butter, cubed and chilled slightly
• - 1 cup buttermilk