Buttons: an experiment with cheese

Buttons: an experiment with cheese
Anecdoteally sailors used to carve things like buttons from cheese, as referred to here for one.

The British Navy did indeed procure cheese, which was rather hard (but durable) and presumably became harder with age.

Knowing that cheese can go rather hard if dried out, I decided to test the cheese-button anecdote.

I used a selection-bag of cheeses:

Austrian Smoked Processed Cheese
cheese, water, butter, milk protein, emulsifying salt (polyphosphate), potato starch, salt, liquid smoke

Edam
milk, salt, starter culture, colour (carotene), preservative (sodium nitrate, calcium chloride), animal rennet

Boursin
milk and cream, garlic and herbs (1.6%), salt, pepper

Mini Babybel Original
milk, salt, milk ferments, vegetarian rennet

Mini Babybel Cheddar Variety
cheddar cheese (94%), water, preservative (nisin)

Red Leicester
milk, cheese culture, salt, rennet, colour (annatto)

 
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Step 1Preparation

Preparation
Considering the different formats, I decided to cut slices ~1/4 inch thick, and 3/4 inch wide.
The width of the strip was the only consistent accurate measurement, and would serve as a shrinkage point of reference.
The Boursin being mushy couldn't be cut, so it was spread onto a strip of plastic pizza-base.
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Oct 21, 2011. 3:45 AMswaldock says:
As I understand it the cheese which was hardest and was considered so inedible as to be used for buttons was Suffolk Cheese which is fine fresh but degenerates into what is very close to casein - which is as I'm sure you know the very first form of plastic.
Jun 24, 2010. 12:07 PMjunits15 says:
haha that should make for an interesting conversation piece at parties!
Jun 24, 2010. 1:29 PMjunits15 says:
I'm only 15, at the parties I go to cheese buttons wouldn't be a good idea :) but maybe for a more "sophisticated" party.
Sep 22, 2009. 1:51 AMfrollard says:
This is a ridiculously awesome ible 'mythbusting' a neat tale. Well done!
Oct 9, 2009. 5:41 AMgodofal says:
why, if you have done it already...
but i must admint, when reading the result, i did think about mythbusters :P
Jan 2, 2010. 10:39 AMsgt.pepper says:
if the mythbusters did it, They'd fail, and find the c4 and blow the cheese up.
Jun 7, 2009. 8:07 PMDamage, Inc. says:
Hmm, could this withstand going through the wash, though? THAT's the major obstacle here. haha.
Jan 2, 2010. 7:10 AMZaphod Beeblebrox says:
maybe some sort of laminating arrangement
Dec 24, 2009. 3:55 PMWasagi says:
 :O
Sep 4, 2009. 1:40 PMnatethegreat88 says:
"So how exactley did you break your dremel." "Ummm... well i was grinding down cheese..." "You were what?" "...Grinding down cheese." jk
Sep 5, 2009. 12:02 AMnatethegreat88 says:
Oh, i just realized that that isn't a Dremel, and your welcome.
Aug 30, 2009. 11:47 AMycc2106 says:
Best ever! Now you need to make a biodegradable cloth to go with it, would give the fashion market a great boost! XDD
Sep 1, 2009. 2:56 AMycc2106 says:
.. isn't there something quicker? I think hemp takes years to disappear. Well, there's no need to make it solid. Use it fresh?

*thinking* ...leafs, vegetables...

There are those candy panties, but that won't do for rainy days.... so how about seaweed?
Aug 25, 2009. 1:30 AMnutty guy says:
thats cool but I hope you ate that cheese!
Aug 26, 2009. 12:54 AMnutty guy says:
good good
Jul 26, 2009. 10:46 PMPunkguyta says:
This is actually pretty damn cool lemonie. Have you ever thought of joining the mythbusters? And another thought, do you think this could be done from meat? like beef jerky?
Jul 29, 2009. 2:51 PMPunkguyta says:
Beef Jerky anyone?
Jul 5, 2009. 12:26 PMAtomman says:
What shall happen next time our cheese goes bad...
Jun 13, 2009. 10:29 PMkeikothemeowmeow says:
LOL, I really don't think I'd go through all the trouble of making my own buttons (especially since buttons are only around 3 bucks for 20 pairs) just to have seagulls attack me all day.....just...WHY?
Jun 9, 2009. 9:29 AMthepelton says:
I have made buttons from thin plywood using an Epilog laser. You can decorate them.
Jun 10, 2009. 10:06 AMthepelton says:
Personally, I think the laser would melt it, and make a mess.
Jun 7, 2009. 11:10 AMshermans says:
Lol that's pretty neat, I thought you where just kidding when you commented on it, but this is a great use for cheese. You could even go as far as to press pattrens into the cheese and stuff I bet. You ever use poly clay?
Jun 10, 2009. 10:08 AMthepelton says:
Fimo is a variety of poly clay. I think that Sculpey is the US variety, and Fimo is the type from Europe.
Jun 8, 2009. 11:59 AMshermans says:
It's oven back clay http://www.sculpey.com/
Jun 8, 2009. 5:26 AMFodaro says:
Have you tried using macro mode for taking close-ups with the camera? There's often a button marked with a flower icon which will allow the camera to focus on objects close to the lens.
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