Caffeinated Jello Shots

Step 2 Deciding the dosage

The caffeinated jello shots can be made at many different concentrations.

50mg- Mild energy rush
100mg- Enough energy for 80's dance night
200mg- Standard caffeine pill dose
300mg- Twitching starts. Jello shots begin to taste very bitter
400mg- Feelings of hopelessness set in
450mg- Makes coworkers angry

Not recommended to go past this point

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500mg- Urge to kill puppies rises
600mg- Loss of reality begins to occur
10 grams (amount of caffeine in 100 cups of coffee)- The LD50 has long been passed. Futurama theorizes this is the point where the ability to move at hyper speed is gained.

Comments

[backlash]

I understand what your talking about, found a rare item a while back called jolt gum two pieces = 1 cup of coffee, so what do i do? pop 12 pieces (i.e the whole pack) in 20 minutes, i was going nuts, though i don't remember wanting to kill puppies, i did finish my English assignment of finishing a short story (16 pages) in about an hour.

[struckbyanarrow]

well if you do the math, a cup of coffee is 100 mg of caffeine, and 2 pieces = a cup of coffee then, 50 x 12 = 600mg

loss of reality should have occurred hmmmm...

[xproplayer]

so he got an F on that paper right?

[struckbyanarrow]

What paper?

[vkyo]

teh english assignment?

[Vulcanator]

"Chew more, Do more" i believe is their slogan

[fancypenguin845]

i love jolt... they have an energy drink too, but i cant find it anywhere. i bought mky jolt at spencers

[Vulcanator]

Jolt is available in convenience stores and gas stations all over America

[dashofthunder]

go to the thinkgeek and order it but bawls is better, get it at speedway and thinkgeek

[Mr. Smart Kid]

i'v had some of that gum

[vkyo]

357 mg is what u find in a 22ml bottle of NOS.... i hav 6 empty bottles in my closet O.o

[GUNsicker]

 I tried 500 mg... my friends said i read a dictionary in about a half an hour.

[Iridium7]

 i call SHENANIGANS!

[jupeter5]

levitation of objects with the mind can be achived at 600mg

[DALEK MOSQUITO]

100 cups? I would rather take speed, though I wouldn't try either.

[technoplastique]

I regularly (pretty much daily) exceed 600mg, and I've never once wanted to kill a puppy. The level of reality that remains intact is still questionable though. Thank you for opening my eyes to the existence of straight caffeine. You may have just changed my life.

[Tetranitrate]

600 mg spread out over a day is nothing. If you take three, or four, of those pills at once (or make a really high strength jello shot) you will see the true effects of caffeine. The puppy directed rage is an inevitable consequence.

[pyro13]

how many of those walgreens pils should b put in one batch for enuf energy to get the buzz in ur head? me and my buddy put some caffine powder in a 400mg power shot and ended with about 500 and i though i was gunna die

[pyro13]

can u buy cafine if ur under 18?