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Step 2Disassembling the camera
Before removing the case on the camera, take a photo using the flash to make sure the capacitor is fully discharged. If there is no film left in the camera (thus making taking a photo impossible), then charge the flash, and slam the bottom of the camera down on a hard flat surface. The force should be enough to trip the shutter, which should set off the flash.
The next step is to take apart the camera. We must pretend to be the cameras friend so she doesn't get scared and call the police before you get a chance to harvest her organs. The conversation should go something like this:
(1st picture)
Me: Why, Mrs. Kodak you sure do look warm in all those clothes.
Mrs. Kodak: Well it is kind of hot in here.
Me: No reason to be uncomfortable. Let me help you take them off.
Mrs. Kodak (shyly): I don't know, my husband is going to be home soon.
Me: What, that 24 shot roll of film? I bet he has never even properly pleasured you ... let me guess, he just sits inside of you as you expose yourself to him.
Mrs. Kodak (offended): Hey!
Me (seductively assertive): Its ok baby, let Billy show you how a camera should be held.
(2nd picture)
Me: There don't you feel better without all those uncomfortable clothes.
Mrs. Kodak: (blushes)
Me: (pulls out screwdriver and smiles menacingly)
Mrs. Kodak: Whats that flat head for?
Me: It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Mrs. Kodak: Huh? ...... Ahhhhhhh! hrmfffff .... gurgle gurgle
(3rd picture)
Me: *Rips Mrs. Kodaks guts out*
Harvest the circuit board from the camera's insides, and dispose of the rest of the body in the woods.
The next step is to take apart the camera. We must pretend to be the cameras friend so she doesn't get scared and call the police before you get a chance to harvest her organs. The conversation should go something like this:
(1st picture)
Me: Why, Mrs. Kodak you sure do look warm in all those clothes.
Mrs. Kodak: Well it is kind of hot in here.
Me: No reason to be uncomfortable. Let me help you take them off.
Mrs. Kodak (shyly): I don't know, my husband is going to be home soon.
Me: What, that 24 shot roll of film? I bet he has never even properly pleasured you ... let me guess, he just sits inside of you as you expose yourself to him.
Mrs. Kodak (offended): Hey!
Me (seductively assertive): Its ok baby, let Billy show you how a camera should be held.
(2nd picture)
Me: There don't you feel better without all those uncomfortable clothes.
Mrs. Kodak: (blushes)
Me: (pulls out screwdriver and smiles menacingly)
Mrs. Kodak: Whats that flat head for?
Me: It puts the lotion on the skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Mrs. Kodak: Huh? ...... Ahhhhhhh! hrmfffff .... gurgle gurgle
(3rd picture)
Me: *Rips Mrs. Kodaks guts out*
Harvest the circuit board from the camera's insides, and dispose of the rest of the body in the woods.
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p.s. first big LOL i've had all week, thanks.