Introduction: Chick-Fil-A Banana Pudding Milkshake: a Haiku

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Nasty politics
taints all their delicious food;
no more Chick-Fil-A.

Banana pudding
so sublime are these milkshakes...
Cannot go without.

Sweet and so complex
it turns out to fake one is
really quite easy.

Step 1: Ingredients

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To replicate this,
you need five ingredients.
bananas, ice cream.

Nilla wafers, too:
milk and instant pudding mix.
Whipped cream optional.

Why not sweet cherries?
I can't stand the things. Also,
wife likes them too much.

Step 2: Make the Pudding

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Follow instructions,
the box will not lead you wrong.
Don't forget to whisk.

Step 3: Add Ingredients to Blender.

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Two bananas in,
followed by half the pudding.
Or more - I won't tell.

Add the ice cream now.
Two generous scoops should do.
Don't be too stingy.

Nilla wafers last,
we put in about fifteen.
Whipped cream sounds awesome.

Step 4: Blend

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Blend the mixture well,
Not too well. Texture is key.
Time flows like river.

Step 5: Top With Whipped Cream (optional)

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Whip yourself some cream:
a fatty cloud on your shake.
(awful metaphor)

Tradition dictates
one maraschino cherry;
blueberries = better.

Step 6: Enjoy!

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Doesn't taste quite right...
Bananas should be riper.
That would be perfect.

Tough reviewer says,
milkshake is quite delicious.
Sugar before bed.

Comments

Kkrattiger (author)2013-08-24

No one else found this hilarious? Who cares about politics, besides stingy maraschino withholding between 2 consenting married folk

rbbandz (author)2012-09-17

Looks good! I eat at chick-fila everytime I get the chance because of their politics!!! GOD BLESS CHICK-FILA!

rrkrose (author)2012-09-04

This sounds delicious! I have never been to chick-fila and never plan on going because of their disgusting ethics.

l8nite (author)2012-08-20

The pudding is a very interesting twist in a milkshake. This sounds DELICIOUS

FlatLinerMEDIC (author)2012-08-20

I love this. NOT CFA.

WUVIE (author)2012-08-12

I love this! Perhaps not fat free, but hate free for sure.

Thank you!

Penolopy Bulnick (author)2012-08-07

Yay milkshake! And very clever with the haikus!

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