Nasty politics
taints all their delicious food;
no more Chick-Fil-A.

Banana pudding
so sublime are these milkshakes...
Cannot go without.

Sweet and so complex
it turns out to fake one is
really quite easy.

Step 1: Ingredients

To replicate this,
you need five ingredients.
bananas, ice cream.

Nilla wafers, too:
milk and instant pudding mix.
Whipped cream optional.

Why not sweet cherries?
I can't stand the things. Also,
wife likes them too much.

Step 2: Make the Pudding

Follow instructions,
the box will not lead you wrong.
Don't forget to whisk.

Step 3: Add Ingredients to Blender.

Two bananas in,
followed by half the pudding.
Or more - I won't tell.

Add the ice cream now.
Two generous scoops should do.
Don't be too stingy.

Nilla wafers last,
we put in about fifteen.
Whipped cream sounds awesome.

Step 4: Blend

Blend the mixture well,
Not too well. Texture is key.
Time flows like river.

Step 5: Top With Whipped Cream (optional)

Whip yourself some cream:
a fatty cloud on your shake.
(awful metaphor)

Tradition dictates
one maraschino cherry;
blueberries = better.

Step 6: Enjoy!

Doesn't taste quite right...
Bananas should be riper.
That would be perfect.

Tough reviewer says,
milkshake is quite delicious.
Sugar before bed.
No one else found this hilarious? Who cares about politics, besides stingy maraschino withholding between 2 consenting married folk
Looks good! I eat at chick-fila everytime I get the chance because of their politics!!! GOD BLESS CHICK-FILA!
This sounds delicious! I have never been to chick-fila and never plan on going because of their disgusting ethics.
The pudding is a very interesting twist in a milkshake. This sounds DELICIOUS
I love this. NOT CFA.
I love this! Perhaps not fat free, but hate free for sure. <br> <br>Thank you! <br> <br>
Yay milkshake! And very clever with the haikus!

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