Chili con canine

 by Tectonic
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This revolting-looking yet delicious meal came about when I was serving up leftovers of my world-famous chili con carne. One recipient reckoned his looked “exactly like dog poop”. In fairness, his helping had fallen in an unfortunate shape amidst some lettuce, and I had to concede the resemblance was remarkable. Of such coincidences are Halloween meals born...

The chili recipe is a good ‘un; I highly recommend it. It probably feeds about 12 adults. The green rice recipe comes from Fine Cooking - I went googling for a grassy-looking rice, and as a bonus this tastes good as well as looks the part. It feeds about 6.
 
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Step 1: Ingredients

For the chili:
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2 Tbsp vegetable oil
2 onions, peeled and chopped
4 cloves garlic, peeled and chopped
1 kg ground beef
1/2 tsp cayenne pepper
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp dried oreganum
1 tsp dried sage
1 Tbsp flour
2 Tbsp chili powder
salt
Most of a small can (150 ml) of tomato paste
1 800 ml can of chopped tomatoes, drained
1 540 ml can red kidney beans, drained and rinsed
1 cup chopped mushrooms
1/2 cup chopped celery
cornflour to thicken

For the green rice:
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1/2 cup fresh cilantro (coriander)
1 cup fresh spinach leaves
1-1/4 cups chicken broth
1-1/4 cups milk
1 tsp salt
1 Tbsp olive oil
3 Tbsp unsalted butter
1-1/2 cups long grain rice
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1 finely chopped clove of garlic
shilohleesmith says: Apr 9, 2012. 10:49 AM
what an imagination! very creative! *****
megnwayn says: Nov 5, 2011. 11:08 AM
Man - that must have come from a pretty long dog. Probably should be an appetiser rather than a main. cheers.
Tectonic (author) in reply to megnwaynNov 8, 2011. 6:41 PM
Chili con dachshund? Yeah, probably should have done multiple turds for maximum realism.
duggerpato says: Oct 28, 2011. 2:27 PM
adding corn to your chili would be over the top, wouldn't it?
Tectonic (author) in reply to duggerpatoOct 28, 2011. 9:33 PM
not if you have a vegetarian dog
cpacker1 says: Oct 28, 2011. 5:55 PM
wow, that is completely disgusting. Great for Halloween!!
wazzup105 says: Oct 28, 2011. 7:31 AM
Oh wow, that is by far the most UN-appetizing meal I've seen in a LONG time .. love it :)
Quercus austrina says: Oct 27, 2011. 9:42 AM
Aw DUDE! That's sick. I love it! Do you serve warm lemonade with that???

Who let the dogs in?

5 stars

Qa
Tectonic (author) in reply to Quercus austrinaOct 27, 2011. 1:16 PM
no, but I should have. Next time :)
caitlinsdad says: Oct 27, 2011. 7:45 AM
Why, why, this is a crock of.....

I sense the force is strong in this one....
Tectonic (author) in reply to caitlinsdadOct 27, 2011. 1:15 PM
...hearty goodness?
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