Step 7: Chocolate Dipped Spam!
We found a can of spam up in the upper cupboards, and cooked that up... the thinner sliced, and crispier the better! in fact if it is cut as show, it will taste like chocolate dipped cat-food. Then thin and crispy, its not so bad.
The Spam was fragile, so we spooned the chocolate onto it and handled it delicately. If it were thin and crisp, it would be very resilient.