Chocolate Bath Melts - The chocolate that’s good for your thighs

Step 7 Wrap and bathe, or give away and be worshipped

I wrap these in candy foil, because candy foils come with a wax paper backing, which will keep the butters from sticking to the foil.
I store my extras in the fridge. Keep in mind that these melts are semi-solid at room temp.If you hold them in your hand, they will melt. If you put them in the sun, they will melt. If you leave them anywhere with an ambient temperature above about 76 degrees Fahrenheit, they will melt. If you think carnal thoughts while in the same room with bath melts...they will melt. Do not taunt bath melts, they will melt.

Directions for use: Draw a warm bath.(Fill a bath tub with warm water.) Plop a couple of these in. They will melt. Enjoy your yummy buttery bath. Use caution when exiting the tub. Dry carefully. Prepare to defend against chocoholics who try to nibble you. Unless you want to be nibbled. In which case, you may melt.

Comments

[Axeldude]

I hope my mom will buy me some citric acid cuz I so want to make these! Oh and you have a beautiful boy ^_^