The paradox is unnerving. Until now.
Did you know that you could clean wool at home? Of course you didn't. Thats why you're here. Let me show you how.
Step 1: Soak
1 tbsp white vinegar
luke warm water. Take care to ensure the water is barely warm, no where near hot. This will do crazy things to the woolen fibers.
Submerge your sweater (or whatever other woolen article of clothing) into a tub filled with the water, dish soap, and white vinegar. Gently swish it around with your hand. Never wring! Let it stand for at least an hour.