Picture of Coffee-Stained Coffee Table
This table seeks to take the stress out of owning a coffee table. You might constantly worry about stains appearing on your table from water cups or the notorious coffee cup. But with dozens of coffee stains already on the table you have absolutely nothing to worry about!

Idea inspired by a ReadyMade project a while ago. If anyone has a link to it please let me know. Nothing shows up in their project archive.

Step 1: Supplies

Picture of Supplies
  1. Ikea Lack side table
  2. gesso
  3. coffee
  4. clear coat
  1. paint brush
  2. coffee cup
  3. sandpaper
Brumzzz4 years ago
We just bought the same table, though I don't think my dad would like it if I put coffee stains all over it =P But you did an awesome job on this, and a very clear 'ible!
love it!!!
definitely will put one of this in mi house... =)
Romado121875 years ago
hammer98765 years ago
Great idea. The only suggestion I have is that you need to try several different coffee cups and mugs. You don't always drink your coffee out of that one cup do you? Surely you have matching tea cups that match the saucer? 

Now you need to reverse it. Build a nice wooden table, create a whole bunch of white rings from your iced tea glasses, and seal them in.

I can still remember Mom yelling at us, "Use a coaster!" (I think she was afraid of those white rings.)
fungus amungus (author)  hammer98765 years ago
What are you talking about? My table's done and I'm happy with it. I don't need to do anything else at this point.

If you want to make your own version of this, however, you should go right ahead. :)
Great response! 
Why is it when someone posts an instructable there are always those who feel it is their duty to tell us how they WOULD do it better!?  Instead, compliment the poster and then make your own - and maybe THEN comment how you DID make it better? 

Awesome idea fungus!
i love how the resulting pattern actually has an aesthetic appeal.  especially from a distance, it really looks like something you might find in a trendy showroom. 

How about forgetting the white undercoat and staining the whole table with coffee(is there such thing as a coffee-colored wood stain?)?  what way rings aren't even noticeable.  like how you wear dark clothing when you go out to eat. 
PACW5 years ago
A few years back I came across an explanation as to why coffee spills form rings, even when no cup is present.  That made me realize physics might be useful for more than making atomic bombs.  Then when I read about why the Guinness bubbles float DOWN the glass I was hooked.  I still have an elementary school grasp of physics but I enjoy what little I do grok!

Scholarly article in Nature Journal:

Website of physicist nagelgroup.uchicago.edu/Nagel-Group/LabHome.html 

good coffee ring info:mrsec.uchicago.edu/research/nuggets/coffee/

What is gesso?  Is this a brand name or a product name?
fungus amungus (author)  truenorthd655 years ago
 Everything you need to know about gesso.
Very insiprational for other potential entrants. 

I'd presume you'd let the coffee dry before sealing the top?

Broke my favorite coffee mug last night. Apparently Jarvis can't really fly. ~sniffle~
Good grief! I could look at that website for hours and hours :o!
Yes, definitely let the coffee dry.
and7barton5 years ago
Can I do a similar thing with blood that's dripped onto the floor of my torture room ?

Aqu and7barton5 years ago
Or with the shredded armor that's lying about in my garden! Bloody tanks keep trying to mow over my daffodils.

This is a universally applicable concept, surely!
trgz Aqu5 years ago
or pre-dent the car with a lump hammer so when the wife... (you get the picture)
sfcsarah5 years ago
rather random, but cute

That's a table I'd proudly show to people

If you have the cups to spare you can skip the roughing and gesso, if you leave the cups on the rings until they're dry they'll not be beaded up, my desk is a testament to this, same stuff as the lack. Downside is you'll have a table full of cups for a few hours.

Nice table though, another wee project for these is to get a big marker pen, pencil a design directly on  to the table and draw in with markers, clearcoat on top.  If you have the big chalky markers that you pump then the colours get really rich after being coated.
fungus amungus (author)  killerjackalope5 years ago
Yeah, but that would take a while. It only takes about 10 minutes to sand and gesso the table.
Hmm point taken, lazy vs. quick... Actually the gesso probably gives a nicer finish...  
Brennn105 years ago
What a fantastic table!  Not only does it reduce your stress about coffee stains, but also it reduces the stress of those that come to visit!
kcls5 years ago
Nice job- you must live right next to an ikea, because all of your projects seem to have something from ikea in them.
fungus amungus (author)  kcls5 years ago
As a matter of fact, there is one close by. It's certainly a great resource for cheap supplies that can be hacked.
And to think I've  been using the same principle for my T-shirts, I thought I kept it a secret. The more stains on a T-shirt, the less I care if I stain it again.
Fun idea (I have to admit though, I would always be trying to wipe it clean lol)
zack2475 years ago
seems like there are a couple stains too many. i would have just put on a couple and let the guests do the rest of the work
refused5 years ago
i would probubly have spilled some wine on it not just a ring to give it a nicer less man made like design
lemonie5 years ago
It's good - I would have added some wine-rings for a bit diversity...

fungus amungus (author)  lemonie5 years ago
I'd just make a wine version, I think. But funny you should mention that. A friend of mine makes wine and places a sheet of butcher paper underneath the bottling station to catch all the spills. Afterwards, he adds a few more marks and shellacs it to a piece of wood. The results are pretty nice.
I like that idea, I won't forget that for future purposes.

k-twizel5 years ago
I heard of a lady that loved to give house parties.  She had a special table cloth for the occasions.  If you spilled anything on the table she would have you sign the table cloth, set the stain, then embroider the stain and the name.  Made for a wonderful conversation piece
jaysbob5 years ago
and to think I've wasted years of my life decorating my desks and tables like this the old fashioned way.
red-king5 years ago
 I would have put the coffee stains on in even increments, but it's a nice table, none the less.

I'd never consider myself a clean freak (ask my wife) but this would bug me soooooo much! Neat Idea, but just looking at your table makes me cringe!

MegaMetal85 years ago