Cookie Periodic Table aka. "The Periodic Table of Aliments"

 by maicoh
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Looking for a highly impractical desert that's both delicious and educational? Look no further! This instructable details how to create a periodic table out of frosted sugar cookies, complete with a background mat to serve them off of and to help keep them in order.
 
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Step 1: Make cookie presentation background

Though it's possible to create the background at any time because it's separate from the actual baking, do this first so you get a feel for what you're getting into and just what it's like to make 110 tiles of anything. Also, making the mat first will help you check the size of the overall outcome before you get too far into the process.

To start, first lay out the 50" x 25" butcher paper sheet that will serve as the background. Use a ruler and pencil to lightly mark a 2.5" grid across the whole sheet. You're going to erase the guide lines later, so don't use a pen or draw too darkly. Sanity check to be sure you haven't mis-measured and that the grid is at least 18 squares across to be sure that your table will fit.

Once the grid is ready, using a pencil lightly outline the shape of the periodic table and each of the groups to make sure it will be correctly positioned. Once you've verified the layout, color in the groups with different colors of marker and outline the table grid with heavy black lines. After the final colors are in place, erase the pencil lines to create a finished look.

Select a separate color of paper for each periodic table group and and cut it into 2"x2" squares. The square will sit on top of the marker color so pick something that contrasts a little. Letter and number the paper squares to match the elements on the table, and after each tile is lettered glue it in position. The nice thing about doing the lettering on separate tiles is that if you mess up the lettering alignment you can do it over easily.

Once the colors and tiles are all complete, coat the whole table in contact paper to create a surface that will stand up to buttery cookies without getting stained with grease and chocolate. At first I wasn't sure that contact paper would be robust enough, but upon actually completing the project I found that contact paper (I bought paper labeled as "book covering" at an office supply store) is perfect. After it's been covered the whole table can stand up not only to holding cookies, but to being washed vigourously with a sponge with no ill effects.

The one catch is that contact paper strong and water resistant, but it isn't particularly sticky, meaning that it will tend to peel off at the edges. This is great when you're trying to align big sheets of contact paper over the table without getting wrinkles in it, but a real problem when you're trying to wash it. To deal with this, once the contact paper was in place square up the edges of the table and coat the edge with scotch tape folded onto both sides of the table. This creates a nice edge and prevents the contact paper from coming unstuck.
canida says: Nov 24, 2008. 11:45 AM
This Instructable was featured on NPR's Here & Now on November 24, 2008!
Bayness says: Nov 21, 2012. 5:17 PM
OH. MY> GOSH....... XD #NERDLOVE
michaelko says: Jan 26, 2012. 6:39 AM
:()
AnarchistAsian says: Oct 18, 2008. 7:16 AM
oh wow! *drool* that makes me sooo hungry...
lol, look at this pic!
snapple.jpg
mynameisjonas in reply to AnarchistAsianDec 11, 2008. 7:29 PM
here's another one for you guys; Johnny was a chemists son, but Johnny is no more. what johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4
arpoky in reply to mynameisjonasMar 8, 2011. 9:06 PM
Ever heard of the Ferrous Wheel? (Fe 2+ = Ferrous Ion = Iron (II) Ion)
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/sciencemath/aff5/
crafty_crayons in reply to mynameisjonasDec 16, 2008. 6:49 AM
i dont get it?? okay jonny was a chemisists son but Johnny is no more. what johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4 sooo ??
alexfinkel in reply to crafty_crayonsDec 28, 2008. 11:11 PM
H2SO4=Sulfuric Acid
mynameisjonas in reply to crafty_crayonsDec 16, 2008. 12:52 PM
h2o is water (the stuff you drink) h2so4 is a very very strong acid (the stuff that kills) get it now?
crafty_crayons in reply to mynameisjonasDec 23, 2008. 7:39 AM
lol yeah
AnarchistAsian in reply to mynameisjonasDec 12, 2008. 5:15 PM
eh, that one's old.......
bomberman3 in reply to AnarchistAsianFeb 28, 2009. 11:13 PM
not as old as yours! : )
mynameisjonas in reply to AnarchistAsianDec 12, 2008. 6:06 PM
:(
rawknexstuff in reply to mynameisjonasSep 30, 2010. 3:22 PM
Kinda funny, you typed a frown but your picture is a smiley.
AnarchistAsian in reply to mynameisjonasDec 13, 2008. 11:15 AM
uhhh... sorry...
cowscankill in reply to AnarchistAsianDec 2, 2008. 1:28 PM
I GET IT NOW!! LOL!! Sn is tin, apple is apple. Snapple is tinapple
AnarchistAsian in reply to cowscankillDec 2, 2008. 4:05 PM
ha ha, cheers, asian killer cow
cowscankill in reply to AnarchistAsianDec 2, 2008. 5:52 PM
Cheers back to you, uh... (insert synonym for anarchist here) Asian :P
AnarchistAsian in reply to cowscankillDec 2, 2008. 6:23 PM
ha ha
crafty_crayons in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 31, 2008. 1:35 PM
i dont get it
AnarchistAsian in reply to crafty_crayonsOct 31, 2008. 2:56 PM
go study your periodic tables...
crafty_crayons in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 31, 2008. 7:25 PM
lol mabey later
Plasmana in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 30, 2008. 1:07 PM
Lol!
AnarchistAsian in reply to PlasmanaOct 30, 2008. 3:09 PM
w00t, GO XKCD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrRodrigez in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 25, 2008. 6:31 PM
HAHA SnApple LOL That's good, that's really good...XD
AnarchistAsian in reply to MrRodrigezOct 26, 2008. 1:26 PM
crafty_crayons in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 31, 2008. 7:29 PM
i dont get any of ur jokes lol
AMAZONIAbydjljwilliams in reply to crafty_crayonsJan 9, 2012. 4:20 AM
Guess you did Home Economics instead of Science
Don't worry..I'm Australian. I didn't know what a Snapple was
cutie_buns in reply to crafty_crayonsNov 4, 2008. 9:29 AM
me too
dark sponge in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 20, 2008. 3:42 PM
LOL!

I know my periodic table! Yay!
cutie_buns in reply to dark spongeNov 4, 2008. 9:29 AM
lucky :(
dark sponge in reply to cutie_bunsNov 4, 2008. 4:48 PM
lol
cutie_buns in reply to dark spongeNov 5, 2008. 1:56 PM
haha i still dont get it btw nice avatar :)
AnarchistAsian in reply to dark spongeOct 20, 2008. 5:56 PM
w00t TIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRIPLEC in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 19, 2008. 1:14 AM
lmfao, the only reason i laughed was because i had no idea what was going on in the comic xD
AnarchistAsian in reply to TRIPLECOct 19, 2008. 7:09 AM
ha ha Sn is the chemical symbol for tin. we've been learning that stuff in science class recently...
Gjdj3 in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 18, 2008. 7:45 AM
haha. I love xkcd.
AnarchistAsian in reply to Gjdj3Oct 18, 2008. 8:15 AM
lol, me too.
bowmaster in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 18, 2008. 1:27 PM
Once again ME THREE!!!!
AnarchistAsian in reply to bowmasterOct 18, 2008. 2:42 PM
lol

GO MIDDLE SCHOOLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who love xkcd
bowmaster in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 19, 2008. 8:26 AM
MC HAMMER SLIDE!!!!
AnarchistAsian in reply to bowmasterOct 19, 2008. 8:43 AM
?
bowmaster in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 19, 2008. 10:34 AM
Have you read the one where the guy tells his friend about his dream girl? Her only form of transportation is the mc hammer slide..
Gjdj3 in reply to bowmasterOct 19, 2008. 12:45 PM
There are so many of them. My favorite is number 404.
AnarchistAsian in reply to Gjdj3Oct 19, 2008. 1:15 PM
Derin in reply to AnarchistAsianDec 30, 2008. 2:28 AM
I found number 403 though,403 means access denied.
AnarchistAsian in reply to DerinDec 30, 2008. 12:58 PM
teheheheheh, the one he showed doesn't exist...
JellyWoo in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 22, 2008. 5:17 PM
404 - Not Found
AnarchistAsian in reply to JellyWooOct 22, 2008. 8:23 PM
ha ha yeah...
Gjdj3 in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 19, 2008. 2:50 PM
Yep. I thought it was funny.
AnarchistAsian in reply to Gjdj3Oct 19, 2008. 3:37 PM
lol, nice.
AnarchistAsian in reply to bowmasterOct 19, 2008. 11:07 AM
ohhh... no.
bowmaster in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 19, 2008. 12:42 PM
Go look for it. It's funny.
AnarchistAsian in reply to bowmasterOct 19, 2008. 1:19 PM
ha ha weird...
bowmaster in reply to AnarchistAsianNov 3, 2008. 1:40 PM
I found it right here.
AnarchistAsian in reply to bowmasterNov 3, 2008. 2:33 PM
i know, i saw it already...
bowmaster in reply to AnarchistAsianNov 3, 2008. 5:10 PM
Oh, ok.
AnarchistAsian in reply to bowmasterNov 3, 2008. 5:48 PM
yeah...
AnarchistAsian in reply to bowmasterOct 19, 2008. 1:06 PM
k.
lizzzz says: Oct 21, 2010. 12:26 PM
this is so cute!!!
endawmyke says: Jul 16, 2010. 7:52 PM
Roentgenium is the new name for "UNN"
crak-a-bottle says: Dec 22, 2009. 8:05 AM
That was very punny :)
nice 'ible, liked muchly
danielle_FlyingFrog says: Jun 16, 2009. 1:37 PM
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danielle_FlyingFrog in reply to danielle_FlyingFrogAug 18, 2009. 2:09 PM
We were not able to feature one of your photos in our book. I am so sorry but we had so many ideas and instructions the book was filled. Thanks for your willingness to let us publish your cookie creation in our book. I will keep you mind if we print a second edition. Thanks! -Danielle
Kailanichan says: Jan 30, 2009. 6:21 PM
I just want to say: I think you are the most amazing person on the face of this planet. You are my hero, and I think "The Periodic Table of Aliments" is one of the wittiest puns I have ever come across. No, this is not sarcasm; this is pure, unadulterated fangirl-ism. : P Cheers!
maicoh (author) in reply to KailanichanJan 30, 2009. 8:32 PM
Awww, thanks! It's nice to be appreciated! Who doesn't love puns?
Foaly7 says: Dec 18, 2008. 4:08 PM
Awesome! I love cooking and science, so I am definitely going to try this.
marine12320 says: Oct 23, 2008. 6:49 PM
This is great for me cause i love cooking and chemistry! Thanks so much for making this! A few questions -When baking, can i replace parchment paper with tin foil? -Do i have to add chocolate to the edges of the cookie? -Would it look better if you cut the cookies first and then back them? Please answer my questions. Thanks!
canida in reply to marine12320Nov 24, 2008. 11:49 AM
You can also replace parchment paper with waxed paper.
maicoh (author) in reply to marine12320Oct 23, 2008. 10:16 PM
Thanks for the comment!

I think tinfoil should be OK, but you'll have to be a little careful because tin foil has a tendency to tear. I'd use several layers and handle it gingerly. As for the chocolate edging honestly I don't think that it did the presentation any favors and it made the cookies really messy to eat, so it would be absolutely reasonable to leave it off. I added it more out of love for chocolate than because it was necessary.

Check out the yellow cookies in step 8 (http://www.instructables.com/id/SPQDG29FMEGEZAM/) to see what they look like if you cut the dough before baking. They actually look a lot neater, but getting the icing on top in a clean-looking way is a lot of work per cookie. It's a totally legitimate strategy, but you have to pipe an icing border and then mix 'flow' icing to fill the area. If you want to do it that way, check out this link : http://ezinearticles.com/?Decorating-Designer-Cookies&id=1328348.

Have fun!
Oscelot in reply to maicohOct 24, 2008. 9:20 AM
I get industrial weight foil from Costco, and it's awesome. To give you an idea of how strong this is - sometimes I'll set aside a piece and use it in to bake quesadillas instead of a cookie sheet. By the way, this is so completely awesome. I'm definately going to make this for my husband next birthday. :)
maicoh (author) in reply to maicohOct 23, 2008. 11:09 PM
Oops, sorry, bad link. Try this one
Plasmana says: Oct 30, 2008. 1:07 PM
Wow! Great work! 5 stars!
REA says: Oct 27, 2008. 4:01 PM
this is what happens when scientists have to much time and cookie dough!
Mr E Man says: Oct 26, 2008. 3:50 AM
Or you could label them with letters and play scrabble.. LMAO
Mongpoovian says: Oct 21, 2008. 10:22 AM
This is all sorts of awesome. Now I know what I'll be serving at my dissertation defense!

Or should that be dessertation?
maicoh (author) in reply to MongpoovianOct 21, 2008. 11:13 AM
Nice! I love it!
stevie1 says: Oct 21, 2008. 5:32 AM
i'm soooo doin this 4 my science project. lol XD ;) :P
phenoptix says: Oct 20, 2008. 12:21 PM
Very cool and nerdy cookies!
http://www.periodicvideos.com/ is worth a watch (or several!) if you're teaching. The alkali metals are my favourite.
cowscankill says: Oct 18, 2008. 7:17 AM
O.O

No way! We are learning about the Periodic Table of Elements in our class right now! My science teacher is crazy and likes cookies/chocolate, so this would be perfect! You are brilliant! 5* and great work!
AnarchistAsian in reply to cowscankillOct 18, 2008. 8:15 AM
dude, now way, me too!
cowscankill in reply to AnarchistAsianOct 18, 2008. 10:02 AM
Really? Then way, me too! :P
bowmaster in reply to cowscankillOct 18, 2008. 1:27 PM
ME THREE!!!! 8th grade!!!
rubikmaster911 in reply to bowmasterOct 19, 2008. 10:53 AM
Wow, you guys learn so early, I am in canada and we are learing it right now, in grade 9!!!!
cowscankill in reply to bowmasterOct 18, 2008. 4:21 PM
Yups, 8th grade physical science
bowmaster in reply to cowscankillOct 19, 2008. 8:25 AM
YA!!!! I am going to make one of these to gice to my science teacher on Christmas.
kaiga in reply to bowmasterOct 19, 2008. 4:07 PM
i learnt in 6th grade and am currently reviewing in ninth !!!
MrRodrigez in reply to kaigaOct 25, 2008. 6:34 PM
Wow, I learned it last year in 9th grade Phys Sci but Bio is really awesome too..
dark sponge says: Oct 18, 2008. 11:31 AM
Sweet!
cowscankill in reply to dark spongeOct 18, 2008. 4:23 PM
PUN DETECTOR ACTIVATED
dark sponge in reply to cowscankillOct 19, 2008. 8:22 AM
lol
Father Christmas in reply to cowscankillOct 19, 2008. 6:53 AM
hahahahahha nice
bowmaster says: Oct 18, 2008. 1:26 PM
You should make different flavors for the different families. (Alkali earth metals = Suger cookies, Alkaline earth metals = Peanut butter cookies, Transition metals = Chocolate chip, etc)
Gjdj3 says: Oct 18, 2008. 7:46 AM
Nice job. I really like that.
omnibot says: Oct 18, 2008. 6:49 AM
Wow! That's as nerdy the one I had once .. all the elements we're coupled with something from Star Trek.
shanshine says: Oct 18, 2008. 6:26 AM
I love this! Too adorable!
sonic_dan says: Oct 18, 2008. 5:36 AM
wow! this is such a great idea! well done - wish i had the skill / patience to do something like this :)
Kiteman says: Oct 18, 2008. 4:43 AM
That is brilliant!
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