Break out the immersion blender and while mixing...
Pour in almond milk
Add salt and pepper
If soup is too thin, add a teaspoon of flour at a time until desired viscosity is achieved
All that is left is to garnish with the fake cheese, not-really bacon and actual scallions.
If you are not big on the processed foods, this totally works without them...but you may want top off with broccoli or other veggie and up the salt a bit.