In this Instructable I will show you how to make a nourishing, delicious breakfast in under 15 minutes.
- Note: This Instructable is not in any way associated with T3h Muffinator.
Step 1: In the Beginning...
Please skip this step if you are uninterested in the history of the McMuffinator
In the beginning, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the world. People and animals flourished, and all was well, for they were looked after by Pirates, the fun-loving, divine beings who spread good will on Earth. But lo, false gods rose, and the pirates were driven from the Earth. In the ensuing chaos, many dark forces gathered together and gained footing, and have grown to the mighty demons they are today.
Amongst these demonic gatherings is the Rapidio Gastronimo,aka Fast Food. This evil organization has somewhat successfully forced many of us into purchasing at highway-robbery rates low grade fodder that is only suitable for the most contemptible pirate-slayers
But a glimmer of hope shines in the prevailing darkness... for a rogue adventurer trying to make his way stumbled upon a mighty discovery. Capable of being made and consumed within 15 minutes, filling, and delicious to boot, he dubbed it the McMuffinator, Bane of Fast Food
He tried to keep it hidden, but many attempted to steal his creation forced him into hiding. With agents of the Rapidio Gastronimo on his trail, he felt the only way to keep it safe would be to tell the all of the learned minds (and some not-so-learned minds) in the world how to create their own.
Here, in front of you, are the instructions to create your own McMuffinator, use it wisely, and together we may over come the tyranny known as Fast Food!
Raise your spatulas in salute and cry unto the heavens!
Long live the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Long live Pirates! Down with Rapidio Gastronimo!
McMuffinator Go Bragh!!