. . . Also great for wearing yourself, so you can sleep virtually undetected during meetings, church services, boring dates, job interviews, funerals, weddings, and so forth.
This is an easy, quick project. If you make some creepy eyes for yourself, take a photo and post it in the comments. I'll give you an awesome patch!
Step 1: Get some cheap ping pong balls
I used one ping pong ball to create each eyeball.
You can see in the second photo that the completed half-balls have a little lip left over from where the opposite half was glued in. This overlapping seam serves as a guide to help you while cutting the ball in half, and also keeps the completed half-balls rigid.
Step 2: Rough cuts
Begin by using an exacto blade or other sharp instrument to remove most of this half on each ball.
Step 3: Clean cuts
The edges will still be a little rough, but you should now have two perfect ping pong ball halves similar to the one in the second photo.