Introduction: Creepy Rat Cheeseball

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Up your creepy Halloween tablescape with a malevolent and edible giant black rat.

Step 1: Recipe

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I decided to go with a jalapeno bacon cheeseball because I love bacon and spicy food, and I feel that you should always celebrate your favorite holiday with your favorite foods.

  • 16 oz cream cheese, softened
  • 3 jalapenos, seeded and finely chopped
  • 1 cup shredded cheddar cheese (I prefer sharp cheddar)
  • 8 slices of bacon, cooked and chopped
  • ¼ cup green onions, chopped
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 1 tsp minced garlic (I hate chopping garlic and used the jarred stuff)
  • 2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
  • ¼ teaspoon cumin

Also needed:

  • Black sesame seeds (can be purchased at most Asian grocery stores or online)
  • Small red pepper
  • 1 rope black licorice (yeah, it would taste really weird together if you actually ate it as part of the cheeseball. Sadly I have yet to find a good savory alternative to licorice that would make a convincing black rat tail)

Step 2: Make It!

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  • Combine all of the cheeseball ingredients until thoroughly mixed. RESERVE the black sesame seeds and red pepper.
  • Divide the cheeseball mix into roughly 3/4 and 1/4 parts.
  • Take 3/4 of the cheeseball mix and start patting it into a large, rough teardrop or pear shape. The back end should be round and domed, tapering to a point. This is your rat's body.
  • Use the remaining 1/4 of the cheesball mix and shape into a smaller teardrop or pear shape. Pinch the top of the head to create small, round ears. Rats don't have much in the way of ears, but you'll want a little something there.
  • Take your black sesame seeds and gently pat them into place all over the surface.
  • Slice your red pepper to create two slightly angled, rectangular pieces. These are your rat's eyes. Gently push them into place.
  • Stick your black licorice in as the tail.

Et voila! A giant rat, ready to be devoured!

Comments

seamster (author)2015-09-16

Cool idea! And very creepy indeed. Nobody likes rats, but everyone loves cheese. Nice work!!

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