Alright, set-up your file in Corelle Draw. Throw some contact paper on your wood, and spend an hour lasering away. If you use birch like I do, it should come out like this. The important part in this is the contact paper, I buy mine at Staples
where it's super cheap, but anywhere that says clear contact paper works (Wal-mart, Target, Lowes, any big box retailer).