Custom Spanking Paddle

Custom Spanking Paddle
A few years ago I created a paddle so that when I hit someone with it, my name was branded on their skin temporarily. On the back side of the paddle I put a skull and cross bones. When I saw Skull-A-Day.com I knew I had to send in a picture of the paddle. People seemed to really enjoy it and I got a few emails asking me how I made it, so I decided, since I had a left over paddle (they come in sets of two) I decided I would make an Instructable so I could teach everyone how to make their own custom butt spanking machine.

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Step 1Print Your Design

Print Your Design
First you have to pick out a design and then print it so it fits on the paddle. I chose the Apple logo and the Power button logo because we are all geeks here and I felt it would be very appropriate.

If you want to use mine I have made them available here:

Apple Logo
Power Button

Some tips to consider:
- I learned with the first paddle I did that the smaller your make the image the better because I kept getting only half my name to stay in the skin. I would not make any image bigger than 3"x3"
- Everything comes out slightly smaller than you think. In my design I made the stem on the Apple bigger than it should be and I cut on the outside of the line.
- Make sure you print your logo BACKWARDS. As you can see from my Apple paddle, I forgot this important step so the brand is reversed. If you use my Apple, I flipped it already in the downloadable file above.
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30 comments
Apr 8, 2011. 7:14 PMNotDave says:
Were you able to leave any bruising with this paddle?
Aug 18, 2008. 9:08 PMThe Urban Spaceman says:
I say there are not enough butt shots.
Feb 21, 2010. 7:55 PMharlyquin says:
Totally agree. I want to see more butts. Wait a minute... Siemore Butz! That guy that's been prank calling me!
Feb 11, 2010. 4:57 PMmacgeek says:
"Spank Different"

you know this is the FIRST NSFW instructable I have ever seen!

Kudos!

Jonathan


Feb 19, 2010. 12:21 AMLance Mt. says:
 Point taken
Feb 1, 2010. 5:45 PMKnexFreek says:
 lol is that ur arm in the pic??
Aug 4, 2009. 1:08 PMsharlston says:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww *throws up*
Mar 4, 2009. 2:48 PMspockck says:
mmmm kinkyyy
Aug 18, 2008. 9:59 PMshooby says:
Butt is spelled with two t's. This is pretty funny, although I'd prefer to see a butt with no zits on it.
Feb 21, 2009. 1:16 AMstatic says:
The butts next door more,often than not, have a zit on them. Not like this is playboy with airbrushed photos of Playboy models. :)
Aug 19, 2008. 7:31 AMshooby says:
so I could teach everyone how to make their own custom but spanking machine.
Jan 2, 2009. 8:38 PMnaughtyjenni69 says:
LOL next time you need a butt model, let me know he he. Will definitely be trying this when my husband comes home from the Gulf. Thanks for the idea :)
Aug 28, 2008. 6:28 PMortho says:
nice bottom
Aug 18, 2008. 10:57 PMWard_Nox says:
make sure to mirror flip the design or the welt will be backwards (like in the main pic)
Aug 20, 2008. 10:53 PMWard_Nox says:
yea sorry i noticed it b4 i read the Ible
Aug 19, 2008. 7:18 PMrc jedi says:
haha reminds me of monty python the holy grail. "spank me!"
Aug 19, 2008. 4:55 PMmrbob1000 says:
kinky... very kinky...
Aug 19, 2008. 3:44 PMuguy says:
Eric, what in the world is happening to Instructables?
Aug 19, 2008. 11:29 AMWeissensteinburg says:
Clever idea =]

I'm with Deus, though. You might want to add a disclaimer in the intro about the shots...not everybody likes that kind of thing.
Aug 18, 2008. 7:56 PMDeusXMachina says:
HAHAHA that's rather hysterical, although the hind quarter pictures could use some, erm... photoshopping. And I think a disclaimer is in order too, just to keep the critics from whining too much. There has been a large influx of more risque 'ibles lately, which I think is great, keep it up! It's just some people are, well, prude :-P
Aug 18, 2008. 8:24 PMkeng says:
raaa-bah-bah...Deus.
Aug 19, 2008. 8:45 AMDeusXMachina says:
I pretty much found this website because of it's currently "Offbeat" section, at the time it was titled something to the effect of "Think twice before trying it at home." Instructables thrives on free speech, stickin' it to the Man, and evading the traditional way of doing things (e.g. blatant capitalism). I think the moral standing where things are at right now, ranging from G approximately PG-13, is a good balance point.
Aug 19, 2008. 5:04 AMmrbob1000 says:
very nice, can we see the faces of the people?
Aug 19, 2008. 1:50 AMikoda says:
Wow. This... How in the heck did you come up with something like this? xD
Aug 18, 2008. 10:09 PMPetervG says:
Nice asses
Aug 18, 2008. 7:48 PMDoctor What says:
Good instructable, but it could've done without the butt shots...
Aug 18, 2008. 7:41 PMOra says:
This is quite amusing. One tip though: if you have an asymmetrical images, you should flip it so that when you hit the person with your paddle, the image is the way you want it to face.
Aug 18, 2008. 7:27 PMreedz says:
erm...
*blushes*
umm...
*leaves*

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