A few years ago I created a paddle so that when I hit someone with it, my name was branded on their skin temporarily. On the back side of the paddle I put a skull and cross bones. When I saw Skull-A-Day.com I knew I had to send in a picture of the paddle. People seemed to really enjoy it and I got a few emails asking me how I made it, so I decided, since I had a left over paddle (they come in sets of two) I decided I would make an Instructable so I could teach everyone how to make their own custom butt spanking machine.
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Signing UpStep 1: Print Your Design
First you have to pick out a design and then print it so it fits on the paddle. I chose the Apple logo and the Power button logo because we are all geeks here and I felt it would be very appropriate.
If you want to use mine I have made them available here:
Apple Logo
Power Button
Some tips to consider:
- I learned with the first paddle I did that the smaller your make the image the better because I kept getting only half my name to stay in the skin. I would not make any image bigger than 3"x3"
- Everything comes out slightly smaller than you think. In my design I made the stem on the Apple bigger than it should be and I cut on the outside of the line.
- Make sure you print your logo BACKWARDS. As you can see from my Apple paddle, I forgot this important step so the brand is reversed. If you use my Apple, I flipped it already in the downloadable file above.
If you want to use mine I have made them available here:
Apple Logo
Power Button
Some tips to consider:
- I learned with the first paddle I did that the smaller your make the image the better because I kept getting only half my name to stay in the skin. I would not make any image bigger than 3"x3"
- Everything comes out slightly smaller than you think. In my design I made the stem on the Apple bigger than it should be and I cut on the outside of the line.
- Make sure you print your logo BACKWARDS. As you can see from my Apple paddle, I forgot this important step so the brand is reversed. If you use my Apple, I flipped it already in the downloadable file above.
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you know this is the FIRST NSFW instructable I have ever seen!
Kudos!
Jonathan
I'm with Deus, though. You might want to add a disclaimer in the intro about the shots...not everybody likes that kind of thing.
*blushes*
umm...
*leaves*