DIY Brief Jerky - Edible Underwear

Dried meat makes these edible Paleo panties a tasty treat.  This valentines day give your significant other a truly unique gift.

100% edible and 100% meat, they are so easy to make a cavemen could do it! 

Sure, you could spend $140 for a pair of meaty briefs that are only partially edible, but who wants to work around all those metal shards and strings in the heat of passion?

Step 1: Materials

Ingredients

• 2 lbs Ground Beef
• 3 Original Slim Jims
• 3/4 cup Soy Sauce 
• 2 tbsp Hot Sauce
• 1 tsp. liquid smoke
• Seasoning - red pepper flakes, celery salt, onion powder, salt, pepper

Feel free to customize the seasoning to your liking!!

Tools

• Dehydrator
• Rolling Pin
• Parchment Paper
• X-acto knife

Comments

[WurdBendur]

If you can't cut the steak thin enough, you could just cut it as thin as you can manage and then hammer it flat with a mallet.

[ronburgandy]

This is so awesome that I created an account specifically to tell you that. Props on being a software enginerd and understanding how to "engineer" clothing too, especially outta food. totally hot : )

[monsterlego]

Seems mighty uncomfortable, i just cringe looking at it.

[static]

I think the plan is you wouldn't be wearing this underwear for long :)

[deckog]

you would not want to be in a hurry and you'd need some set of jaws on ya .......LOL........

[ethiran]

could i use oven toaster?

[ethiran]

disgusting name

[sherms667]

Disgusting

[Janipun]

The ultimate in over-consumerism and waste. I shouldn't have to explain that something was killed against its will to make that beef and you use it as a joke. Wtf is wrong with the world nowadays. People are starving to death in Africa. Why should you care though hey?

[static]

So where is the waste? They are edible. No doubt the plan is to eat them off your partner. depend in the size they would be good for more than one fun time activity, pretty much guaranteeing they will be consumed to the last bit. Without waste the charge of consumerism isn't valid. Animal have been dying to provide nutrition for other animals for a long time. Who is to say it's wrong with infallible certainty?

[Janipun]

You've got me there, I honestly didn't think anyone would wear dried-out old meat round their crotch and then eat it. Can't say it's something I'd do and I had assumed that this was a joke. If it's a completely serious instructable then you're right, it's not at all wasteful. Just really, really weird. Oh well, I guess it takes all sorts!

[DRH1469]

Srry I forgot to mention I'm only 12
I'm only 12 and I hunt with my dad( His website is the mjhood one)

[chrisbaker]

Maybe we should all make a pair of jerky-briefs and send them to Africa?

[J-Ri]

I'm making two pairs and sending them!

[Janipun]

*facepalm*

[Gelfling6]

I keep thinking, where Fruit Roll-Ups, Fruit By The Foot, etc.. were originated as... But with this one, I can't help but think of Lady Gaga at the 2010 MTV music Video awards.....

[spark master]

Actually back in the 70's there was a product called CANDY PANTS which was sheet cherry licorish cut into a bikini shape and tied with licorish laces. I was a maid at the time and used to find them at least once a week always had a part eaten away, hmmmmmm well yeah that left nothing to think about!

[flyingpuppy]

Lady Gaga's been there, done that.

[rusty2926]

One question comes to mind no else seems to want to ask, but as a realist I WILL! WHYTHE HELL WOULD YOU WANT TO MAKE,WEAR OR EVEN CONTEMPLATE THIS IDEA? TELL ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

[Green Silver]

With the HOT sauce and CHILI flakes, wouldn't it be a bit too much for undies? I've itched my man bits several hours after chopping chili's and very much regretted it.
My other concern is, how durable are they? LOL

[gregpphoto]

OMG, as a big hiker and outdoorsman, this would be the sexiest thing ever, especially if she had a bra made out of deer hide, and a headdress with antlers.

[roberto111]

JUST GRAB IT WHEN YOU WANT NIBLLE

[sterlingss]

Well def would be uncomfortable need to go wit G string Edibles ;D

[handyhippie65]

yummy! a lot better than the fruit roll-up edible panties. jerky isn't sticky. lol!

[Wazzupdoc]

OK! Let's bump this up a notch. Jump in the hot-tub to soften things up a bit and chew away! Secondary benefit? Soup!

[riccarr]

humm ... where's the modeling pics? I was hoping to see it in action.

[kazmataz]

Disgusting. And delicious. As a veggie, even I approve of this Instructable.

[laxap]

+1

[elmonemo21]

Just because you CAN do something, doesn't mean you SHOULD! :-)

[zombiasnow]

YUCK!! Looks gross. Would break out in a rash if I tried to wear something like that!

[Morgo]

For the sake of you loved one's special places, please be careful not to make the jerky too spicy...

[canucksgirl]

Oh my gosh. So much wrong with this idea... but I give you credit for having the nerve to post this. :)

[Kryptonite]

I had to laugh at this comment, it is just so, so wrong.

Yet, Kudos to Carleyy, if only I had an imagination like this, and the Instructable documentation skills to back it up!

[monsterlego]

+1

[Ricardo Furioso]

I'm with kazmataz.
And I'm a carnivore.

[nunkey]

That would take some chewing through. Probably have to start on February 13th...Love it!

[CatTrampoline]

This looks like something Larry The Cable Guy would have come up with.

It definitely gets points for creativity. =^..^=

[Organize74]

LOL there are soooooo many comments that could be made here. LOVE IT!!!!!!

[Tinkerteem]

NOW I KNOW THE HISTORY OF TODAYS UNDERWEAR DESIGN CAME FROM..

[Lorddrake]

BRILLIANT!!! *reaches for a pint of Guinness*